Teague's Because-You-All-Crave-It Respect Thread

I like to argue and make fun of people, and since my wife doesn't enjoy that, and I like sex, I do it here.

But, as much as I joke around, I have to say, you're mostly a good bunch.

1. LSU fans, some of you go over the top with your Bama hate, but it's understandable. Most of you are good, knowledgeable folks. And Les Miles, has done a fantastic job making LSU a force to reckon with year in and year out. It's hard not to like the goofy son of a bitch.

2. Auburn, despite your ginger hair, and sneaky ways, you're not so bad. I've had sex with a few Auburn alum ladies, one of which was bisexual and particularly exciting. I know you are the way you are because you have to deal with us dickhead gumps 365 days a year for eternity. It would get to me too. Sooner or later, things will cycle back your way.

3. Missouri, while I meant it when I said you add nothing to the conference, and that I spent 2 months in your state and only saw a handful of attractive women, don't feel too bad. There are other teams that add nothing to the conference, and I did see a FEW attractive women in MO. And, the people were nice to me. You've had a tough year, but I can't blame you for being excited about leaving the Big12.

4. The rest of you.......... you all suck in various ways, but you're a good group of people. I enjoy the banter and only in the SEC do we have this level of passion and knowledge about the game.



So, here's to 27 more NC's for Bama and hoping A&M and Missouri haven't completely fricked up the conference.