re: So OM Rebels, explain your having only 59 scholarship football players....

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About a month ago, I was doing one of my usual jogging sessions but I apparently lost track of time and ended up in Oxford town and on the campus of TSUN right around the time Hugh Freeze had his Rebears out on their soggy practice field. I decided to stop by for a quick laugh when one of the assistant coaches ran up and said, "Please, student, come play football for us, we don't have enough players." Ofcouse, given my 6'5" 250lb physique(which you must assume is true because I said so on an internet forum), I could easily be mistaken as an ideal football walk-on, but I said, "Never." with a grin on my face, "I'm a grinder through and through." A giant frown melted onto his face as he slowly lifted his hands toward my groin to which I responded, "Nope, that doesn't work for me either." I left the practice field but before leaving the horrid campus of TSUN, I visited the Tri Delts, whom of which were impressed to meet a real man(not common in Oxford), and I taught each and every one of them how to shake my cowbell(Get it? It means my penis.) Another successful morning of jogging.

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The troll is strong with this one. Pretty decent writing skills for the rant I might add...