Gene Chizik is the leading cause of alcoholism in Lee County

Rewatching the game from yesterday because I am a glutton for punishment.

It is simply amazing how after four years of allegedly excellent recruiting, we look so small and weak compared to good competition.

It's amazing that after four years our players still don't know how to wrap up and still lunge at the other players and just knock them over to the side a little bit.

It's also amazing how our players are bowled over like marshmallows and look timid and afraid to pursue the ball carrier. The defensive line, the supposed strength of the defense, is pretty much synonymous with four giant marshmallows at the line of scrimmage and have looked that way ever since the LSU game.

It's amazing that our offense makes our 2008 offense look like the 2007 New England Patriots, and that the QB situation is as dismal as it is. It must warm Arkansas's fans hearts to know how right they were about Frazier. I've never seen a QB that looks more like a deer in the headlights than even Jordan Jefferson ever could.

It's shocking that our offensive line is as bad as it is. They open the floodgates on our QBs on almost every single snap.

I've been numbed to the season but watching the replay of this abortion and flashing back to when we used to give Georgia good games instead of getting bent over every single freaking year has made me want to step on a kitten.


You wait for months for college football season, get yourself so excited, pay money to go to the opener in Atlanta and expect a team that returns almost every single starter to show improvements, despite a change in coordinators, and all you get is a steaming pile of shite.

Yes, I'm mad. I would pay an absurd amount of money to have Jimbo Fisher take over tomorrow.