Sarcastic message about how we shouldn't show up.

Since [opposing team]'s fans are giving arguments about how they will win against [your team], I guess we should just hand the [game, national championship, Super Bowl, World Cup] to [opposing team]. They are all saying [strawman argument that no one is using], so I suppose [irrelevant awesome fact about your team] is irrelevant in this game. Their coach may be a [midget, toothless wonder, manchild, insane cud chewer, ranting old man, crazy-eyed rage factory], but it's sooo obvious that [opposing team] could destroy [the 85 Bears, the Red Army, Bill Clinton in an Arkansas election].