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A&M fans and others that are knowledgeable about defense.

Posted on 10/31/12 at 10:20 pm
Posted by Slippery Slope
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Posted on 10/31/12 at 10:20 pm
I went to the bar for a little bit earlier before the Griz game and this random dude started talking to us. He said he played defense while he was at A&M so we asked him what position he played.

He said he was a power bottom, and no one I was with had ever heard of that position.

I've checked yalls depth chart and see no mention of a "power bottom" and I was hoping someone could clue me in.

Was this position popular during the Sherman years maybe?
Posted by pivey14
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Posted by JDM1992
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This post was edited on 2/10/13 at 10:06 pm
Posted by MaroonNation
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Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
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Posted on 10/31/12 at 10:22 pm to
quote:

A&M fans and others that are knowledgeable about defense.

You had me there
Posted by heartbreakTiger
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Posted on 10/31/12 at 10:24 pm to
13 and grind
Posted by genro
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Posted by skirpnasty
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Posted on 10/31/12 at 10:24 pm to
The "power bottom" is widely accepted as the first aTm male to receive in the act of sodomy in the locker room prior and after the game. The power bottom is prestigious to the Aggies and can only be carried out by males with the most powerful of sphincter muscles. JFF is the most recent and among the most notable "power bottoms".

ETA: it is important to note that in no case can the "power bottom" be a tight end.
This post was edited on 10/31/12 at 10:27 pm
Posted by juff
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Posted on 10/31/12 at 10:25 pm to
And why does A&M always play that spread offense with no tight ends?
Posted by Spirit Of Aggieland
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Posted on 10/31/12 at 10:30 pm to
Yup, there you go again
Posted by Geaux9
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Posted on 10/31/12 at 10:33 pm to
This thread reminds me of the power bottom conversation from Always Sunny
Posted by ImperialPalace
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Posted on 10/31/12 at 10:33 pm to
quote:

power bottom


Ask a Grinder or Longhorn. They are preeminent scholars on that subject.

Grinder = Ole Miss' gay little brother
Longhorn = A&M's gay little brother
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 10/31/12 at 10:38 pm to
nice grind
Posted by stoms
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Posted on 10/31/12 at 10:49 pm to
quote:

He said he was a power bottom, and no one I was with had ever heard of that position.




The guy that was with him said he was a power bottom only because of the power he generated from the top
Posted by cyde
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Posted on 10/31/12 at 10:50 pm to
quote:

I went to the bar for a little bit earlier before the Griz game and this random dude started talking to us. He said he played defense while he was at A&M so we asked him what position he played.

He said he was a power bottom, and no one I was with had ever heard of that position.



What was the name of the bar?
Posted by sharpSee
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Posted on 11/1/12 at 12:02 am to
Masterful.

Posted by agswin
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Posted on 11/1/12 at 6:45 am to
I have never seen an entire conference so infatuated with homosexuals.

Is this a deep south thing?
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