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A&M fans and others that are knowledgeable about defense.
Posted on 10/31/12 at 10:20 pm
Posted on 10/31/12 at 10:20 pm
I went to the bar for a little bit earlier before the Griz game and this random dude started talking to us. He said he played defense while he was at A&M so we asked him what position he played.
He said he was a power bottom, and no one I was with had ever heard of that position.
I've checked yalls depth chart and see no mention of a "power bottom" and I was hoping someone could clue me in.
Was this position popular during the Sherman years maybe?
He said he was a power bottom, and no one I was with had ever heard of that position.
I've checked yalls depth chart and see no mention of a "power bottom" and I was hoping someone could clue me in.
Was this position popular during the Sherman years maybe?
Posted on 10/31/12 at 10:21 pm to Slippery Slope
This post was edited on 2/10/13 at 10:06 pm
Posted on 10/31/12 at 10:22 pm to Slippery Slope
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A&M fans and others that are knowledgeable about defense.
You had me there
Posted on 10/31/12 at 10:24 pm to Slippery Slope
The "power bottom" is widely accepted as the first aTm male to receive in the act of sodomy in the locker room prior and after the game. The power bottom is prestigious to the Aggies and can only be carried out by males with the most powerful of sphincter muscles. JFF is the most recent and among the most notable "power bottoms".
ETA: it is important to note that in no case can the "power bottom" be a tight end.
ETA: it is important to note that in no case can the "power bottom" be a tight end.
This post was edited on 10/31/12 at 10:27 pm
Posted on 10/31/12 at 10:25 pm to Slippery Slope
And why does A&M always play that spread offense with no tight ends?
Posted on 10/31/12 at 10:30 pm to Slippery Slope
Yup, there you go again
Posted on 10/31/12 at 10:33 pm to Slippery Slope
This thread reminds me of the power bottom conversation from Always Sunny
Posted on 10/31/12 at 10:33 pm to Slippery Slope
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power bottom
Ask a Grinder or Longhorn. They are preeminent scholars on that subject.
Grinder = Ole Miss' gay little brother
Longhorn = A&M's gay little brother
Posted on 10/31/12 at 10:49 pm to Slippery Slope
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He said he was a power bottom, and no one I was with had ever heard of that position.
The guy that was with him said he was a power bottom only because of the power he generated from the top
Posted on 10/31/12 at 10:50 pm to Slippery Slope
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I went to the bar for a little bit earlier before the Griz game and this random dude started talking to us. He said he played defense while he was at A&M so we asked him what position he played.
He said he was a power bottom, and no one I was with had ever heard of that position.
What was the name of the bar?
Posted on 11/1/12 at 6:45 am to Slippery Slope
I have never seen an entire conference so infatuated with homosexuals.
Is this a deep south thing?
Is this a deep south thing?
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