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re: Tiger Tales: True Confessions, Brushes With Fame & Infamous Tiger Escapades!
Posted on 11/4/12 at 11:14 pm to MizzouSEC2012
Posted on 11/4/12 at 11:14 pm to MizzouSEC2012
Well about 30 minutes later we're still playing at the park and all of the sudden two fricking Liberty Police Department squad cars roll up and I'm thinking that stupid BITCHHHHHHHHHH. The two cops get out of their cars and come over to the field to confront us and ask which one of you is ??????? and I sheepishly said I was. The dicks drive me back up to my parents house who are waiting on the porch like fat asses drinking their soda, and walk me over to them. My mistaken parents explain that I refuse to mow the lawn, and they're tired of my shite and don't want to put up with me anymore. Standing there I think to myself why don't I invite them inside so they can see we have no fricking food in the house, and the other living conditions. So I end up sitting down on the porch step and begin to stare off into space and rolled my eyes at something one of the cops said about them providing me a roof over my head, clothing and food! Then this fricker walks right up to my face and proceeds to tell me I may treat my parents like shite but I won't ever roll my eyes at him again and steps on my foot while he is right up in my grill. I said frick to myself you don't even know the half of it shite for brains, but he ended up telling me I would either mow the yard or He could take me to the detention center and I could spend a night in jail . So I took the fricking high road for the only time in my life because law enforcement was involved and mowed the fricking yard the shittiest I possibly could. Crooked lines! Missed spots! and I believe shortly after this I had another encounter with law enforcement for my benefit when my sister tipped off child services about the poor living conditions
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