re: Tiger Tales: True Confessions, Brushes With Fame & Infamous Tiger Escapades!

So while at my friends house I knew there would be food to eat even though it was kind of disgusting that this was a measure I had to take. We ended up going down to this park close by our houses where there was a field big enough to play baseball at. So we're playing and my parents returned home from their fricking breakfast surprised to find out I hadn't already mowed the lawn. Too fricking bad for me they pretty much knew right where I would be. They end up driving down to the park even though it is only like a 1/10 of a mile because they're fat and too lazy to walk down to the park and confront me in front of my friends about not mowing the yard. The clever little fricking teen that I was by dumping out the gasoline I had the perfect excuse. There's no fricking gasoline to start the mower! So my parents tell me they will run me up to the gas station to get the gas and I could return when I finished the lawn. I said why don't you go get the gas and I'll return when you have the gas to start the mower, and I knew this would only be like 10 minutes but I was not going to mow that fricking yard that day. So we proceed to play baseball and a few minutes later they're back down at the field ready to drive me back up to the house, and I was pissed at them for making me look like a jackass in front of my friends. So I said in so many words "GO frick YOURSELF" I'm not mowing your fricking yard for you today get your fat arse out their in the 90 degree heat on an empty stomach and do it. For some reason this pissed them off and I didn't give a shite and these mistaken parents threaten to call the cops if I don't return to the house to mow the fricking lawn so I said you go right ahead I'm sure they would love to see how you're abusing us. And off they went back up to the house, and I'm thinking to myself I know those frickers aren't going to call the cops on me, I won