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re: Tiger Tales: True Confessions, Brushes With Fame & Infamous Tiger Escapades!
Posted on 11/3/12 at 12:30 am to SoCalMIZ
Posted on 11/3/12 at 12:30 am to SoCalMIZ
...I realized at that moment that I was standing around with a bunch of Mizzou recruits. "We'll, I'm screwed", I thought. They're gonna know I'm not supposed to be in here, and my friends are gonna get in trouble. Needless to say I was a bit intimidated.
Coach Smith approached me, I was prepared for the ensuing shite storm. Coach looks me up and down, extends his hand, and says, "We'd love to have you at Mizzou next year, I hope you enjoyed yourself, glad you could come out."
Yep, I was a Mizzou recruit for about 5 mins. A truly glorious moment in SoCal's life. Later that night I accompanied most of the team to the Black and Gold, where I posed as the kicker in a valiant attempt to hit on some Golden Girls. Unfortunately, they were not impressed.
Yet another chapter in my crazy life.
Coach Smith approached me, I was prepared for the ensuing shite storm. Coach looks me up and down, extends his hand, and says, "We'd love to have you at Mizzou next year, I hope you enjoyed yourself, glad you could come out."
Yep, I was a Mizzou recruit for about 5 mins. A truly glorious moment in SoCal's life. Later that night I accompanied most of the team to the Black and Gold, where I posed as the kicker in a valiant attempt to hit on some Golden Girls. Unfortunately, they were not impressed.
Yet another chapter in my crazy life.
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Posted on 11/4/12 at 10:14 pm to SoCalMIZ
Time for another tiger tale bogie, socalmiz, mizzou kills, jafo, semotruman, zou_keeper
you have your choice of My trip to gay arse Baker Beach in San Fransisco or Why I only have 9.5 toes? Or a couple other goodies like the time I had the cops called on me by my mistaken parents for refusing to mow the lawn, or the time my sister turned my parents into family services
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you have your choice of My trip to gay arse Baker Beach in San Fransisco or Why I only have 9.5 toes? Or a couple other goodies like the time I had the cops called on me by my mistaken parents for refusing to mow the lawn, or the time my sister turned my parents into family services
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Posted on 11/4/12 at 10:57 pm to SoCalMIZ
quote:-SoCal-
Yet another chapter in my crazy life.
While I am waiting for SM2 to compose his latest tale, just wanted to say I enjoyed your brush with Mizzou football. I even got to read it before you redacted real names.
Your secret is safe with me! I'm still smiling about the redaction part! Not that you decided to withdraw real names, but that you used that term. Intelligent life exists on this board!
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