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re: Tiger Tales: True Confessions, Brushes With Fame & Infamous Tiger Escapades!
Posted on 10/30/12 at 2:20 pm to mizzoukills
Posted on 10/30/12 at 2:20 pm to mizzoukills
Don't expect any cat fights between Semo and me...but watch out for our broomsticks! :lol
Hell has no fury like a woman scorned! I am seriously considering making this my new sig pic.
Great example of scorned female follows:
A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well; however, the policeman kept feeling something pulling at his pubic hairs .
Worried that it might need a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily --- if at all.
Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence,
"Get well soon from the nurse in the land-rover you ticketed for
speeding last week."
Kind of brings tears to your eyes doesn't it?
Hell has no fury like a woman scorned! I am seriously considering making this my new sig pic.
Great example of scorned female follows:
A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well; however, the policeman kept feeling something pulling at his pubic hairs .
Worried that it might need a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily --- if at all.
Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence,
"Get well soon from the nurse in the land-rover you ticketed for
speeding last week."
Kind of brings tears to your eyes doesn't it?
This post was edited on 10/30/12 at 2:29 pm
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