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re: Tiger Tales: True Confessions, Brushes With Fame & Infamous Tiger Escapades!
Posted on 10/29/12 at 4:53 pm to Bogie00
Posted on 10/29/12 at 4:53 pm to Bogie00
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What happened to the friend's prostitute? Did he find his wallet, have extra shoes and clothes, etc?
The prostitute went out on the balcony and refused to come back in, we finally talked some sense into her, my wallet was left at the table I was sitting at with my friends (got it back), I had clothes, but had to buy some cheap flip flops.
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Posted on 10/30/12 at 8:51 am to SoCalMIZ
This message goes out to all you conscientious Mizzou fans who are doing your part to keep America strong! 
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If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today! If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would have received $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily &recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. And, as a bonus... A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that, on average, Americans drink 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that the average American gets about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you damned proud to be an American!
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Killz will finish his N'awlins French Quarter story soon. I know everyone is patiently waiting... Sincerely from Beyond the Grave, ZouAnimal
This post was edited on 10/30/12 at 9:37 am
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