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Posted on 10/24/12 at 5:14 pm to mizzoukills
Posted on 10/24/12 at 5:15 pm to MizzouSEC2012
I laugh about it now. Last year I actually went over to the mayors house and told him the story. He had heard from the girls that a random guy was at his house years before, but he never knew the back story.
He thought it was hilarious!
He thought it was hilarious!
Posted on 10/24/12 at 5:16 pm to mizzoukills
Posted on 10/24/12 at 5:43 pm to jafo
Another great family story, Kills 
At least 4 or 5 of us have shared some personal tales. I can't believe you lead a boring life, jafo. Anyway mundane can be funny.
I have some great kid, pet and snake stories, but no time to share right now. Be looking for my outhouse story later this evening. (what can be more mundane than that?)
At least 4 or 5 of us have shared some personal tales. I can't believe you lead a boring life, jafo. Anyway mundane can be funny.
I have some great kid, pet and snake stories, but no time to share right now. Be looking for my outhouse story later this evening. (what can be more mundane than that?)
Posted on 10/24/12 at 5:54 pm to Bogie00
I'll continue with Ms. Sue's Story Hour tomorrow when I'm not on the iPad.
Here's a very short story to hold y'all over to tomorrow:
In late 2004, my father called me and my siblings (correct grammar, btw) to tell us that he was moving to Jacksonville, Florida. We were shocked by the news. It came out of nowhere.
Shortly after, I received a phone call from my Grandma (the one who lives in the haunted house). She urgently needed to speak to me about my father. Grandma told me that my brother, sister, and I should visit dad before he left Missouri because she had a strong "feeling" that we would never see him again.
I said, "You're kind of scaring me, grandma. Why do you think that?"
She said, "I don't know...I have a strong feeling that the next time your father returns to Missouri, it'll be for his funeral."
Of course this bothered me greatly. I called my brother and sister and told them what grandma had said. Not long after grandma's phone call, our mother contacted us to tell us that grandma had called her to encourage us to see our father before he left Missouri. Mother said, "Whatever plans you have for next weekend, cancel them and spend a weekend with your father.
My brother, sister, and I visited our dad the next weekend. Dad made a large thanksgiving style meal. We watched movies and drank some beer on the porch in the back yard. We threw the football and took photographs of our weekend with dad. He asked us to visit him in Jacksonville when we had an opportunity. We hugged father, said our goodbyes, and we wished him well.
The next day he moved to Jacksonville.
6 months later he was dead. He passed away in his sleep from a pulmonary embolism.
Needless to say, everyone listens to Grandma when she feels strongly about something.
- Ms. Sue
Here's a very short story to hold y'all over to tomorrow:
In late 2004, my father called me and my siblings (correct grammar, btw) to tell us that he was moving to Jacksonville, Florida. We were shocked by the news. It came out of nowhere.
Shortly after, I received a phone call from my Grandma (the one who lives in the haunted house). She urgently needed to speak to me about my father. Grandma told me that my brother, sister, and I should visit dad before he left Missouri because she had a strong "feeling" that we would never see him again.
I said, "You're kind of scaring me, grandma. Why do you think that?"
She said, "I don't know...I have a strong feeling that the next time your father returns to Missouri, it'll be for his funeral."
Of course this bothered me greatly. I called my brother and sister and told them what grandma had said. Not long after grandma's phone call, our mother contacted us to tell us that grandma had called her to encourage us to see our father before he left Missouri. Mother said, "Whatever plans you have for next weekend, cancel them and spend a weekend with your father.
My brother, sister, and I visited our dad the next weekend. Dad made a large thanksgiving style meal. We watched movies and drank some beer on the porch in the back yard. We threw the football and took photographs of our weekend with dad. He asked us to visit him in Jacksonville when we had an opportunity. We hugged father, said our goodbyes, and we wished him well.
The next day he moved to Jacksonville.
6 months later he was dead. He passed away in his sleep from a pulmonary embolism.
Needless to say, everyone listens to Grandma when she feels strongly about something.
- Ms. Sue
This post was edited on 10/24/12 at 6:28 pm
Posted on 10/24/12 at 6:02 pm to mizzoukills
What does "tiger tales" have to be about?
Posted on 10/24/12 at 6:28 pm to MizzouSEC2012
In my world, tiger tales can be about anything!
Posted on 10/24/12 at 6:42 pm to mizzoukills
Nice kills
Posted on 10/24/12 at 6:46 pm to mizzoukills
choose a subject kills and i will share a tiger story
Posted on 10/24/12 at 6:58 pm to MizzouSEC2012
Subject: Best Halloween Story (must be true - honor system)
Posted on 10/24/12 at 7:00 pm to mizzoukills
Subject change: Best Float trip Ever
Will come back to best Halloween story momentarily
Will come back to best Halloween story momentarily
This post was edited on 10/24/12 at 7:02 pm
Posted on 10/24/12 at 7:05 pm to MizzouSEC2012
"One Roar" I like it.
It was all I could do to copy something, shrink it and get it to paste. Some of y'all are really creative with the Avis and sig pics.
Any story that involves your personal experience is a "tiger tale." How about a Halloween prank, embarrassing moment, best vacation experience, etc..........
It was all I could do to copy something, shrink it and get it to paste. Some of y'all are really creative with the Avis and sig pics.
Any story that involves your personal experience is a "tiger tale." How about a Halloween prank, embarrassing moment, best vacation experience, etc..........
Posted on 10/24/12 at 7:06 pm to MizzouSEC2012
Now I have to think of a funny story to fit in!! It may take a bit....but I'll come up with something! I don't want to tell something that might make me easily identifiable....
Posted on 10/24/12 at 7:15 pm to MizzouSEC2012
So as some of you may have gathered I'm a bit rowdy and that's because I had shitty parents. I'm still convinced I was lost at the hospital and given to these "so called parents" by mistake. Anyway growing up with seven brothers (one sister) and fighting all the time we had to find something constructive to do every summer so we could develop some sort of a bond. So my two older brothers (Oklahoma, UMKC) 
who have finished college already decided we would go on a float trip every summer. It started out as just a thing for the bros to do every summer when we weren't in school or working our asses off. Each year the float trips progressed getting better and better each time. Topics brought up at camp fire ranged from a brother going to the porn store to buy a pocket pussy 
to the same brother hiring a escort. Oh shite I didn't think anything would ever top this shite until the year my stupid 325 pound (mistaken dad) decided it was a good idea for him to go along on the float trip and break up the brother hood
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who have finished college already decided we would go on a float trip every summer. It started out as just a thing for the bros to do every summer when we weren't in school or working our asses off. Each year the float trips progressed getting better and better each time. Topics brought up at camp fire ranged from a brother going to the porn store to buy a pocket pussy to the same brother hiring a escort. Oh shite I didn't think anything would ever top this shite until the year my stupid 325 pound (mistaken dad) decided it was a good idea for him to go along on the float trip and break up the brother hood continued
Posted on 10/24/12 at 7:17 pm to semotruman
Just an aside, I feel like this board has picked up a lot of steam in the past few days. Maybe it's just people getting excited for basketball season or homecoming, I just don't know...but I like it alot!
Also semo, I'm sure not many of us actually know you in real life so most stories would probably keep your anonymity
Also semo, I'm sure not many of us actually know you in real life so most stories would probably keep your anonymity
Posted on 10/24/12 at 7:20 pm to MizzouSEC2012
So naturally we did everything humanly possible to convince him it was a bad idea for anyone in his physical condition to go on a trip like this and be out in 102 degree weather for 2 days with no air conditioning. Knowing he is not getting any younger and his time left on earth is limited he decided he wanted one last chance to bond with his sons and repent for his sins (catholic). So we all allowed him to follow through with this insanely stupid plan of his. The shite he brought on this trip to go camping (not a five start hotel resort was absurd fans, cooling necklaces,) ... but frick lets move on to the setting up camp
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Posted on 10/24/12 at 7:27 pm to MizzouSEC2012
I'm following, MizzouSEC(etc.)......
Posted on 10/24/12 at 7:27 pm to mizzoukills
Also following MizzouSEC...waiting for our next installment in this story.
Posted on 10/24/12 at 7:31 pm to MizzouSEC2012
So as I told you his fat arse brought like enough shite for a century of camping and packed it into a toyoata prius. So we're all bringing our shite down to the camp site which sits right on the edge of the current river (no longer allowed to camp here but we do every year) and drive our cars right up to the edge of the hill that drops off like 8 ft. (foreshadowing) Everyone manages to get their shite down the hill and sets up their tints, and off course we have to assist my mistaken dad setting up his castle he brought which sleeps like 10 people and he was the only one who used it 
. We start fishing and doing a little swimming before night falls to cool off. As night falls we set up our coolers and camping chairs in a circle around the fire and begin with hey what have you been up to lately... Then we start roasting hotdogs for dinner and I knew it would be a scene watching him eat without the help of any silverware or napkins. The fricker ate like a whole package of hot dogs by himself and I'm sitting their laughing as this happens because I know he is going to have to take a shite because of all the food he ate. Sure enough when we're in the middle of telling stories about (nm) he has to go to the bathroom but by now it's pitch fricking black outside except for the 4 tiki torches to keep the insects away. He decides to walk up the trail with his little head lamp off into the woods to go to the bathroom...
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. We start fishing and doing a little swimming before night falls to cool off. As night falls we set up our coolers and camping chairs in a circle around the fire and begin with hey what have you been up to lately... Then we start roasting hotdogs for dinner and I knew it would be a scene watching him eat without the help of any silverware or napkins. The fricker ate like a whole package of hot dogs by himself and I'm sitting their laughing as this happens because I know he is going to have to take a shite because of all the food he ate. Sure enough when we're in the middle of telling stories about (nm) he has to go to the bathroom but by now it's pitch fricking black outside except for the 4 tiki torches to keep the insects away. He decides to walk up the trail with his little head lamp off into the woods to go to the bathroom... continued
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