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Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:47 pm
Posted by NashvilleTider
Your Mom
Member since Jan 2007
11401 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:47 pm
Jonna Chizik on Facebook

quote:

My humble suggestion is to create a very powerful All In movement of your own. We have fans all over the US and I think it is time they RISE UP and snatch back what Satan himself has stolen. We serve a God who recovers all that has been stolen from us and there are times that He requires the efforts of His people to accomplish the truth.

Just think about the effect it will have first for the players and their families who sacrifice daily but how it will impact the fan base as a whole ....


God thing when they win, devil thing when they lose I guess.
This post was edited on 10/10/12 at 6:48 pm
Posted by bamabenny
Member since Nov 2009
14654 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:49 pm to
There's no way this shite is real.
Posted by bingo
indy-freakin'-anna
Member since Sep 2008
4204 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:52 pm to
quote:

We have fans all over the US and I think it is time they RISE UP and snatch back what Satan himself has stolen.


was she talking about fumbles and interceptions?
Posted by bdv1974
Liberty, South Carolinananana
Member since Nov 2011
10593 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:53 pm to
When folk gonna realize ... its coaching and players who win or lose football games.... God just sits and enjoys it on Saturdays like the rest of us.... God Piss poor Coaches making excuses... Ours included
Posted by TTsTowel
RIP Bow9den/Coastie
Member since Feb 2010
91652 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:53 pm to
quote:

Jonna Chizik on Facebook
Stopped here.
Posted by NBamaAlum
Soul Patrolville
Member since Jan 2009
27604 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:54 pm to
Yeah...I'm gonna need a link to believe that..
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
11367 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:54 pm to
quote:

Jonna Chizik


Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41199 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:55 pm to
Please tell me you're Facebook stalking Auburn's coach's wife.


Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
42354 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:57 pm to
quote:

We have fans all over the US and I think it is time they RISE UP and snatch back what Satan himself has stolen.


Gene's teeth?
Posted by Blizzard of Chizz
Member since Apr 2012
19104 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:58 pm to
quote:

We serve a God who recovers all that has been stolen from us


So Scott loeffler is the anit-christ? Cool, got it.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
11x Award Winning SECRant user
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Posted on 10/10/12 at 7:02 pm to


Confirmed by Philip Marshall
Posted by TideSatchel
Member since Nov 2011
2581 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 7:02 pm to
Damn I just checked it and you left out some of the funniest parts.
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 7:08 pm to
Jonna, take the wheel...take it from Gene's hands...cuz he can't do it on his own.
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 7:13 pm to
yo Jonna...the Christian life is more about suffering than health, wealth, and prosperity, yo.
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70932 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 7:17 pm to
what the hell is going on in here?
Posted by RollDawgRoll
Member since Sep 2009
1945 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 7:32 pm to
typical auburn cult mentality
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 7:46 pm to
quote:

snatch back what Satan himself has stolen.


Why do I feel she means Saban?
Posted by JDM1992
In your head
Member since Dec 2011
15141 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 8:12 pm to
This post was edited on 2/10/13 at 1:04 am
Posted by BamaChick
Terminus
Member since Dec 2008
21393 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 8:16 pm to
Ugh - that is so fricking gross.

God, Jesus, Muhammad, Zeus, pick a God any God do not belong in a discussion of football.

Football is trivial and her representation of it as being worthy of something that bothers supernatural beings is just so ridiculous.

Satan didn't steal shite from your team, Mrs. Chizik. Your shitty quarterback and your husband's shitty coaching are giving victories away.

No one had to "steal" a thing.

Sorry - I can't find the humor in a lot but manipulating people's beliefs do get them to do your bidding for inconsequential things grinds my gears. So, yes, I mad.
Posted by 228Tiger
Harrison County
Member since Feb 2012
12112 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 9:27 pm to
god and gene chiziks teeth


legendary,mysterious..seen by no one yet claimed to be there
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