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Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:20 am
Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:20 am
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Firts off, I'm gonna exempt Telefawx from this, he's the only good Ag on the rant.
The rest of you, If you could take a moment to remove the collective beef sticks of LSU, Bama, Florida, SC, UT, and Georgia out of your throats, I will continue this statement (I realize its hard to hear with all that slurping noise).
We are THE TEXAS AGGIES, we dont bow down to anybody. This SECSEC junk you are all spouting makes me sick. How about rooting our team on and cheering Aggie accomplishments. WE, the Texas Aggies have as much if not more history, tradition, and prestige than anybody in the conference. We have embarked on a new journey, yes, an exciting one. But lets get thing straight, we do more for the SEC than it does for us. the next time you "ags" drop to your knees and try to swab the sec huevos, while throating their chorizo, remember these things:
1. We Bring more than just a sliver of the TV's in east Texas, we bring the bulk of Texas tv's.
2. TV's = Money. we bring more money to this conference than anybody but Florida, and thats a big maybe
3. Academic Prestige. Yes I am aware of Vandy, the combination of Vandy and Texas A&M makes the SEC a academic force. with out us, it was just a bunch of simpletons leaning on the brain cells of Vanderbilt.
4. Traveling fans. We travel, we spend money, lots of it. After this weekend business owners in Starkville will be asking why the Ags to the SEC hadn't happened years ago.
5. Women. Yes, our women are the finest of the lot. deal with it hicks
Ags, stop boot licking. You make us look like fools.
Firts off, I'm gonna exempt Telefawx from this, he's the only good Ag on the rant.
The rest of you, If you could take a moment to remove the collective beef sticks of LSU, Bama, Florida, SC, UT, and Georgia out of your throats, I will continue this statement (I realize its hard to hear with all that slurping noise).
We are THE TEXAS AGGIES, we dont bow down to anybody. This SECSEC junk you are all spouting makes me sick. How about rooting our team on and cheering Aggie accomplishments. WE, the Texas Aggies have as much if not more history, tradition, and prestige than anybody in the conference. We have embarked on a new journey, yes, an exciting one. But lets get thing straight, we do more for the SEC than it does for us. the next time you "ags" drop to your knees and try to swab the sec huevos, while throating their chorizo, remember these things:
1. We Bring more than just a sliver of the TV's in east Texas, we bring the bulk of Texas tv's.
2. TV's = Money. we bring more money to this conference than anybody but Florida, and thats a big maybe
3. Academic Prestige. Yes I am aware of Vandy, the combination of Vandy and Texas A&M makes the SEC a academic force. with out us, it was just a bunch of simpletons leaning on the brain cells of Vanderbilt.
4. Traveling fans. We travel, we spend money, lots of it. After this weekend business owners in Starkville will be asking why the Ags to the SEC hadn't happened years ago.
5. Women. Yes, our women are the finest of the lot. deal with it hicks
Ags, stop boot licking. You make us look like fools.
Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:22 am to super egg
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WE, the Texas Aggies have as much if not more history, tradition, and prestige than anybody in the conference
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Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:22 am to super egg
You should first get the Shaggy Bevo dong out your arse before looking like a little bitch
Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:23 am to super egg
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I'm gonna exempt Telefawx from this, he's the only good Ag on the rant.
Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:23 am to super egg
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Firts
its First
But Damn fine Rant....
Personally I like aTm
now go have a cup of coffee and breath...
This post was edited on 10/5/12 at 9:24 am
Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:24 am to super egg
you're going to fit in real well around here fAggie.
means nothing.
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We are THE TEXAS AGGIES
means nothing.
This post was edited on 10/5/12 at 9:24 am
Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:24 am to super egg
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Yes, our women are the finest of the lot
Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:25 am to super egg
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We are THE TEXAS AGGIES
I could have sworn that Texas was the Longhorns?
Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:25 am to minor
Did y'all ever win 8 games even in the little 12? i know shermanator sure didn't
Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:26 am to BennyAndTheInkJets
Somebody call Mexico and see if they're still interested in getting their hellhole back.
Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:27 am to super egg
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Firts off
not a good firts impression boy
Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:27 am to super egg
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Firts off, I'm gonna exempt Telefawx from this, he's the only good Ag on the rant.
For the life of me, I cannot imagine whose sock this is.
Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:28 am to super egg
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After this weekend business owners in Starkville will be asking why the Ags to the SEC hadn't happened years ago.
I think you're confused.
eta: I just saw Starkville and immediately went there. Didn't realize this was a troll. Carry on.
This post was edited on 10/5/12 at 9:29 am
Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:28 am to super egg
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This post was edited on 3/10/21 at 12:48 pm
Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:28 am to super egg
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the Texas Aggies have as much if not more history, tradition, and prestige than anybody in the conference.
some very questionable homosexual traditions.
Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:29 am to omrebelfan20
And what does starkville have to do with this weekend. you will be going to oxford Einstein.. Brains??
Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:29 am to super egg
fix your subject title, asshat...
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