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Updyke needs his own reality show.

Posted on 9/26/12 at 6:04 am
Posted by willeaux
Member since Jan 2006
2926 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 6:04 am
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 6:09 am to
God, I wish so badly that this crazy, sad man from Texas hadn't arbitrarily decided to be an Alabama fan.
This post was edited on 9/26/12 at 6:10 am
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 6:13 am to
Per Harvey:

quote:

I'm not an idiot. I know all about the law.


Is that an Alabama t-shirt he is wearing in his mugshot?
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
51836 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 8:49 am to
quote:

"I'm going to try to find a polygraph operator to give me a lie detector test on this and I want that officer to do the same thing. I've already got a call made to the police department," Updyke told the newspaper.




Gumps and their polygraphs.
Posted by SouthOfSouth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
43462 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 8:53 am to
Would they film it from jail?
Posted by Lg
Hayden, Alabama
Member since Jul 2011
6859 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 8:57 am to
UpDyke Dynasty.
Posted by allin2010
Auburn
Member since Aug 2011
18151 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 9:00 am to
Had to post the picture...but is anyone surprised. Bet he had an Alabama hat on, but they made him take it off...

Posted by beaver
The 755 Club
Member since Sep 2009
46861 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 9:04 am to
quote:

Updyke walked outside and asked someone with a cell phone to dial 911


he doesn't have a cell phone
Posted by SpartyGator
Detroit Lions fan
Member since Oct 2011
75602 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 9:28 am to
I'd watch
Posted by chadau79
Daphne, AL
Member since Sep 2009
3413 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 9:55 am to
quote:

Updyke needs his own reality show.

I am for this.
Posted by Ric Flair
Charlotte
Member since Oct 2005
13668 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 10:29 am to
Needs to be a real world type show with infamous SEC characters with Harvey, Teabagger, Junior and Lulu, LSU kegstand granny, and John L. Smith.
Posted by TigersOfGeauxld
Just across the water...
Member since Aug 2009
25057 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 5:48 pm to
quote:

Alabama fans need a reality.
Posted by puttytat
BEACH
Member since Apr 2005
5374 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 8:14 pm to
Stick him in the same cell with the teabagger....they can be bunk buddies.....damn gumps
Posted by fishwhistler
Coast to Coast
Member since May 2012
330 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 8:42 pm to
My wife would watch it. Guaranteed.
Posted by umrebel2009
Member since Feb 2010
7294 posts
Posted on 9/27/12 at 1:06 am to
Guarantee the lawn mower had atleast 1 Bama sticker on it
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