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Mizzou Meltdown-in-Progress Thread: Welcome Invitation for Everyone!!!

Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:28 pm
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:28 pm
"I watched that game. I turned it off, too," Richardson said. "It's like watching Big Ten football. It's old-man football. If we execute, nobody in this league can touch us. Period." - Sheldon RichTARDson



I either pulled up, ducked or threw the ball away too quickly because after a while I just expected a Carolina defender to knock me into next week. - Paraphrasing James Franklin, Mizzou Starting QB



What happened to Mizzou on its maiden road trip deep into the heart of the SEC was a blunt warning of what can happen on any given football Saturday when you decide to play a listless, mistake-ridden, self-destructive brand of football. - Bryan Burwell, St. Louis Post Dispatch



It's 3rd and 12. Yost (Offensive Coordinator) runs the QB up the middle. It's 3rd and 2 and Yost opts for a long pass. It's 4th and 15 on Georgia's 35 yard line and Pinkel chooses to do a fake punt with Mizzou down only 4 points and an entire quarter to play.



David Yost, Mizzou OC, never played football. Just wasn't athletic enough.

I think to myself, this can't be real life. It must be a nightmare. And then someone reminds me...



After the South Carolina embarrassment, Franklin talks about his shoulder, "It's still bothering me, but I did the best I could." When reporters ask Pinkel about his quarterback situation, Pinks responds with, "James Franklin is our quarterback," even though Berstresser won a hard game against Arizona State and had a respectful drive for a touchdown against South Carolina.

Coaches refuse to adapt.



Prospects of Mizzou Football reaching a bowl game if Drinkel and Yeast remain loyal to the floundering QB...





At this rate, our chances of success are dwindling rapidly...





Prospects of Mizzou Football reaching bowl game if our coaches put in our gunslinging backup QB...





To all you "I told you so" haters...


This post was edited on 9/24/12 at 6:10 pm
Posted by SoCalMIZ
Jumbotown, U.S.A.
Member since Jul 2012
2875 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:31 pm to
Wow. Just. Wow.

Whole lot of football left, bud. Step away from the ledge...
This post was edited on 9/24/12 at 5:31 pm
Posted by reb13
Member since May 2010
10905 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:31 pm to
James Franklin = Jevan Sneed

Except Sneed was actually good at times.
Posted by Porker Face
Eden Isle
Member since Feb 2012
15367 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:34 pm to
What has become of your shittalker-in-chief Moe?

Oh yeah:

SELA: 3 rec, 26 yds, TD
UGA: 6 rec, 45 yds 0 TD
ASU: 8 rec, 88 yds, 0 TD
USC: 2 rec, 13 yds, 0 TD


Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90876 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:35 pm to
The gif with the butcher knife is highly disturbing
Posted by BOHICA
Grand Island, Fl.
Member since Mar 2011
318 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:36 pm to
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:36 pm to
This is now my favorite mizzoukills thread.

Posted by HogHazard
Member since Dec 2010
341 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:37 pm to
This post was edited on 9/24/12 at 5:38 pm
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
30351 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:37 pm to
I told you so
Posted by Ridgewalker
Member since Aug 2012
3567 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:38 pm to
You must be a kU fan trolling as a Mizzou fan.

I smell something burning, is it Low Rents?
Posted by pivey14
In Your Head
Member since Mar 2012
15445 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:38 pm to
Posted by TideSatchel
Member since Nov 2011
2581 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:42 pm to
You guys were so excited about the season too, lol. Really hope you still have some hope left when Bama comes to town. Will be hard to enjoy it otherwise.
Posted by mach316
Jonesboro, AR
Member since Jul 2012
4780 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:43 pm to
This thread made my phone lock up..
Posted by Bamainozarks
Nwa
Member since Jan 2011
1392 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:44 pm to
Dude your gif nasty. You may have bigger issues than football
Posted by ipodking
#StopTalkingAboutWomensSports
Member since Jun 2008
56305 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:53 pm to
quote:

mizzoukills


Told you USCe would move the ball with ease on Missouri's soft defense
Posted by oklahogjr
Gold Membership
Member since Jan 2010
36765 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:59 pm to
Good thread. Not much reading lots of gifs. With that said I won't say anything as I wish we were as good as missouri this year.
Posted by 10888bge
H-Town
Member since Aug 2011
8421 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:59 pm to
Dude that gif with the cleaver is disturbing. Might want to find another one.
Posted by Touchdowns4LSU
Baghdad On The Bayou
Member since Oct 2004
7524 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 6:23 pm to
Slive is to be commended. He thought that adding aggy and Mizzorui would add to the money coffers of the SEC and it will. Thank you Commish. May we spank the four newest members forever while counting our ESPN/CBS cash.
Posted by jafo
Northwest Missouri State Bearcats
Member since Jan 2012
2954 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 7:39 pm to
By the way Kills. Masterfully done.

Posted by NaturalLight00
Member since Nov 2011
575 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 7:41 pm to
mizzoukills, you are the worst mizzou poster on this board.
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