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re: How is that Florida safety that got trucked?
Posted on 9/21/12 at 11:54 am to Bose Ikard
Posted on 9/21/12 at 11:54 am to Bose Ikard
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Bose Ikard
Brother. Let's have a little chat, shall we? I think this is a good teaching moment that I don't want to waste. If they ever make a Smack-Talk For Dummies book, this as an example of what NOT to do.
Let's look at what you said in a slightly exaggerated fashion. Exaggeration helps illustrate the point, much like absurdity is useful in illustrating the absurd.
Example:
Bose (exaggerated):
"How's that player we ABSOLUTELY ANNIHILATED on that one AWESOMELY BODACIOUS play where we knocked him out of the game with our UNMATCHED WONDROUS MAGNIFICENTNESSEDNESSS!!!! HOW DOES THAT DICK TASTE, BEYOTCH!!!"
Florida fans:
"Scoreboard"
Learn from this, young grasshopper.
Posted on 9/21/12 at 12:00 pm to KaiserSoze99
yea, yea. Whatever. I knew they would reply with "Scoreboard," but I didn't care, because I wanted to post that video. I figured I would go with the asymmetrical smacktalk to help buffer the the all-too-obvious "scoreboard" responses.
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