How about a Razorback sing-a-LONG?

J-L-S is a funny little codger
With a smile a funny smile.
Uncle John, he’s an artful little dodger
With a smile a funny smile.
Flush or broke he’ll have his little joke,
He can’t be suppress’d,
All the other fellows lift their chin
Before he gets this off his chest, HI!

(CHORUS)
Pack up your troubles in your old kit-bag,
And smile, smile, smile,
When you’ve a lollipop your piss stays hot,
Smile, boys, that’s the style.
What’s the use of worrying?
It never was worthwhile, so
Pack up your troubles in your old-kit bag
And smile, smile, smile