re: The difference between Bama fans and LSU fans

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ROLL DEAD TIDE

Really though, that Alabama story is creepy. Who does that?

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well RebelGator. When I worked for the funeral home I had a dog, named Henry Kissenger (i ddn't name the dog Hentry Kissneger someone else did)andyhow, a dear pet that I loved, that overdosed on eating chocolates (and I think the wrappers is what clogged him up good) and i paid the man at the home to cremate him "on the down low" he said he'd run Henry Kissenger thru for $25 cash on a Sunday, when he did somebody unimportant. Just pile em up there and bake em both at the same time. you know after hours. discrete.

well he did and there was a wealthy man there for cremation from two days earlier and also a widow (to be picked up by her son and go to a place in italy to be put to rest.

anyhow the wealthy man was from South Dakota and wanted to be dropped out over the royal gorge. and there was another man that was gonna be dropped at Beaver Lake (i always called that kind "fish food")

anyhow. It might have been wrong but i decided when I got left alone in there that i'd just send Henry kissenger along for the ride to a few different places. So i had an ice cream scooper that Bill (the creamator) used for something and I just scooped up a little of Henry kissenger and sent a scoop to Italy, a scoop to the Royal Gorge and a Scoop to the Beaver Lake here.

I figured he'd see the places I could never afford to take him. Which worked out well becasue the next day I spille his remains in JC Penny on the carpet and they sucked Henry Kissenger up in a vaccum and he was never seen again. The manager was an arse when I asked for the bag and he had me escorted form the building....to this day I have NEVER SET FOOT in a JC PENNY again!

Jack Blasingame, II