re: Roll Tide Wedding.

I did NOT send this to Clay, but someone did...

Sometimes a video is so spectacular I'm too giddy to even make y'all wait for the entire mailbag.

This is one of those times.

I've told y'all for a long time that what makes Alabama and Kentucky fans the dumbest fan bases in America is because there's a race to the bottom. You know how living in Palo Alto provides an intellectual laboratory that causes everyone to step up their game? Well, living in Alabama and Kentucky and being a fan of either of these schools does the exact opposite. It causes you to do dumber things, compete to stand out via stupidity. Being a fan of Alabama or Kentucky is like being a member of the anti-Manhattan Project.

Basically, it leads to a wedding like this, an absolute comedy pyramid from start to finish.

Two Alabama fans decided to get married. That's not necessarily a surprise. But everything else in this YouTube clip is a complete surprise.

Happy Friday.