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Stone cold locks for the 2012 season thread
Posted on 3/20/12 at 2:02 pm
Posted on 3/20/12 at 2:02 pm
- Dooley will have the sharpest britches in the league.
- Saban will have a stroke on the sideline over something not important..like a holding call.
- The Roof Defense will be renamed the Smock Defense.
- Les will endear himself to the LSU fanbase, and then do something so inexplicable that even nutria question it.
- Petrino will start a line of greeting cards that all begin with "For You, my friend."
- Richt will cause thousands to go impotent due to PDA with his wife.
What ya got?
- Saban will have a stroke on the sideline over something not important..like a holding call.
- The Roof Defense will be renamed the Smock Defense.
- Les will endear himself to the LSU fanbase, and then do something so inexplicable that even nutria question it.
- Petrino will start a line of greeting cards that all begin with "For You, my friend."
- Richt will cause thousands to go impotent due to PDA with his wife.
What ya got?
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Posted on 3/20/12 at 2:03 pm to NBamaAlum
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The Roof Defense will be renamed the Smock Defense.
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Posted on 3/20/12 at 2:03 pm to NBamaAlum
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- Saban will have a stroke on the sideline over something not important..like a holding call.
Or pop a blood vessel.
Posted on 3/20/12 at 2:05 pm to NBamaAlum
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Stone cold locks for the 2012 season thread
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Posted on 3/20/12 at 2:07 pm to NBamaAlum
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- Saban will have a stroke on the sideline over something not important..like a holding call.
We don't get called for holding.
He's going to flip his shite over a false start.
Posted on 3/20/12 at 2:07 pm to NBamaAlum
- Nick Saban will break a headset
Posted on 3/20/12 at 2:07 pm to NBamaAlum
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Saban will have a stroke on the sideline over something not important..like a holding call.
Posted on 3/20/12 at 2:08 pm to NBamaAlum
- A Georgia player(s) will be suspended for a DUI or possession of any drugs and or paraphernalia
-Mike Bobo will call one 3rd down draw from more than 11 yards per every 3 games
-Mike Bobo will call one 3rd down draw from more than 11 yards per every 3 games
This post was edited on 3/20/12 at 2:09 pm
Posted on 3/20/12 at 2:10 pm to NBamaAlum
alot more people will be interestingly observing missouri football.
Posted on 3/20/12 at 2:12 pm to NBamaAlum
A white kid will start on D atleast one game for one of the 14 SEC teams my lock is contingent upon considering Sicilians 'white'
This post was edited on 3/20/12 at 2:14 pm
Posted on 3/20/12 at 2:16 pm to NBamaAlum
Ole Miss will only win 3 or 4 games, and the fans will want to get rid of Freeze.
LSU will go undefeated and half the fan base will still want to fire Miles.
Alabama sidewalk fan will do something stupid and make national media.
Dooley has another subpar season and is canned.
MSU fans will call for 9+ wins and only get 6-7. 8 if we are lucky.
Coach Boom will have to attend anger management.
Spurrier throws his visor at least 2 times a game.
Richt loses at least one game he shouldn't, probably to Mizzou.
LSU will go undefeated and half the fan base will still want to fire Miles.
Alabama sidewalk fan will do something stupid and make national media.
Dooley has another subpar season and is canned.
MSU fans will call for 9+ wins and only get 6-7. 8 if we are lucky.
Coach Boom will have to attend anger management.
Spurrier throws his visor at least 2 times a game.
Richt loses at least one game he shouldn't, probably to Mizzou.
Posted on 3/20/12 at 2:22 pm to NBamaAlum
- Someone in a small town no one has heard of will shoot/stab a family member and blame it on a close game between rival schools
Posted on 3/20/12 at 2:22 pm to NBamaAlum
i bet all of those sounded pretty funny in your head
Posted on 3/20/12 at 2:25 pm to NBamaAlum
AU will land a highly sought out recruit sometime between Halloween and New Years adn everyone will roll their eyes and joke about how much money that one costed.
Posted on 3/20/12 at 2:25 pm to NBamaAlum
Arkansas will beat Bama and LSU.
Auburn won't suck as bad as everyone expects.
roadGator still won't make a good post.
Auburn won't suck as bad as everyone expects.
roadGator still won't make a good post.
Posted on 3/20/12 at 3:17 pm to NBamaAlum
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- Petrino will start a line of greeting cards that all begin with "For You, my friend."
Posted on 3/20/12 at 3:30 pm to NBamaAlum
Auburn will win the 4 way tie for the West and go to Atlanta.
SEC will not be National Champs.
Saban will irrationally criticize Bama fans and the press and both will heap praise on him for it.
Gene Chizik will break the record for cliches uttered in a single season.
SEC will not be National Champs.
Saban will irrationally criticize Bama fans and the press and both will heap praise on him for it.
Gene Chizik will break the record for cliches uttered in a single season.
Posted on 3/20/12 at 3:37 pm to NBamaAlum
-Jordan Jefferson will be granted a 5th year of eligibility by the NCAA and will be qb for both LSU and the Washington Redskins. LSU fans revolt and burn down Tiger Stadium.
Posted on 3/20/12 at 3:38 pm to NBamaAlum
Gene Chizik will use the word "obviously" 500 times.
Van Gorder will have the #1 defense in the SEC and Jay Jacobs will claim its an "Oh my fricking God thing."
Van Gorder will have the #1 defense in the SEC and Jay Jacobs will claim its an "Oh my fricking God thing."
Posted on 3/20/12 at 3:40 pm to NBamaAlum
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Stone cold locks for the 2012
vandy over ole miss
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