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LSU fans rejoice!!!
Posted on 12/20/11 at 1:33 pm
Posted on 12/20/11 at 1:33 pm
I'm hearing that we have decided to give LSU the chance to play in the Mecca of college football. That is right, LSU will be allowed to step on Frank Broyles' Field in Donald W. Reynolds Razorback Stadium next season.
Before you hit your knees and start thanking us, it is important that we lay down some simple ground rules for the small percentage of your fan base that will make the trip:
1. This is not WMS/DV, this stadium is nice, it is not nice only because you have not defaced or destroyed it, yet. The stadium should be in the same shape as you it was before you arrived once you leave after your short stay.
2. Tailgating is not a college frat party with a contest of who can get the drunkest. Remember you are in public in a nice city, leave your drunkard ways back in Red Stick or we can and will move you back to a suitable venue in Little Rock.
3. The world is not your trash can, pick up after yourself.
4. Be respectful, you are guests in the great city of Fayetteville, nobody owes you anything.
5. There are hills you will have to walk, if you require a hover-round because your diet consists of all foods fried, you may want to stay at your swamp shanty for this one.
6. Dixon street is not Bourbon Street, the hookers and blow are not hiding, they are not there, be advised.
7. There are several nice places to stay in the area, if you can not find one it was because you couldn't afford it.
On behalf of the rest of the Razorback fans, I would like to welcome you on your trial visit, but it is up to you if you are invited back in which case it will be another 20 years before we try to host you again away from WMS.
Before you hit your knees and start thanking us, it is important that we lay down some simple ground rules for the small percentage of your fan base that will make the trip:
1. This is not WMS/DV, this stadium is nice, it is not nice only because you have not defaced or destroyed it, yet. The stadium should be in the same shape as you it was before you arrived once you leave after your short stay.
2. Tailgating is not a college frat party with a contest of who can get the drunkest. Remember you are in public in a nice city, leave your drunkard ways back in Red Stick or we can and will move you back to a suitable venue in Little Rock.
3. The world is not your trash can, pick up after yourself.
4. Be respectful, you are guests in the great city of Fayetteville, nobody owes you anything.
5. There are hills you will have to walk, if you require a hover-round because your diet consists of all foods fried, you may want to stay at your swamp shanty for this one.
6. Dixon street is not Bourbon Street, the hookers and blow are not hiding, they are not there, be advised.
7. There are several nice places to stay in the area, if you can not find one it was because you couldn't afford it.
On behalf of the rest of the Razorback fans, I would like to welcome you on your trial visit, but it is up to you if you are invited back in which case it will be another 20 years before we try to host you again away from WMS.
This post was edited on 12/20/11 at 1:34 pm
Posted on 12/20/11 at 1:34 pm to DaleDenton
do you have a link to that? Because if so I'm definitely there.
Posted on 12/20/11 at 1:34 pm to DaleDenton
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That is right, LSU will be allowed to step on Frank Broyles' Field in Donald W. Reynolds Razorback Stadium next season.
Thank fricking god
Posted on 12/20/11 at 1:35 pm to DaleDenton
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Mecca of college football
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Frank Broyles' Field in Donald W. Reynolds Razorback Stadium
ETA: Anything is better than War Memorial Stadium, though.
This post was edited on 12/20/11 at 1:36 pm
Posted on 12/20/11 at 1:35 pm to DaleDenton
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3. The world is not your trash can, pick up after yourself.
LOL.
Good one.
LSU fans trash their own campus without a care in the world. Why would they take care of yours?
Posted on 12/20/11 at 1:35 pm to DaleDenton
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DaleDenton
shut up bitch. I'm still going to push down your grandmothers and children and probably key your car.
Posted on 12/20/11 at 1:35 pm to DaleDenton
looking forward to making the trip on campus. bought time.
Posted on 12/20/11 at 1:36 pm to DaleDenton
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This is not WMS/DV, this stadium is nice
Man, when my family comes over I stock up on dixie cups and paper plates. Never use the fine china.
You will regret this.
Posted on 12/20/11 at 1:36 pm to DaleDenton
Have they given any word on if this will remain a Thanksgiving day match up?
How is the hotel situation up there?
REALLY looking forward to this trip if it is true.
How is the hotel situation up there?
REALLY looking forward to this trip if it is true.
Posted on 12/20/11 at 1:36 pm to DaleDenton
Do you guys keep your SEC Championship trophy here because I haven't seen it at your other stadium
Posted on 12/20/11 at 1:36 pm to DaleDenton
I am just going to assume that this means we get to come to Fayetteville the next year. Thanks.
Posted on 12/20/11 at 1:37 pm to DaleDenton
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the hookers and blow are not hiding, they are not there
Incorrect.
Posted on 12/20/11 at 1:38 pm to DaleDenton
Looking forward to whipping that arse.
Posted on 12/20/11 at 1:39 pm to DaleDenton
Can I still take a dump on your g/f's chest?
Posted on 12/20/11 at 1:40 pm to DaleDenton
Who says? I hope so but until it's official, I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
I'm assuming TAMU is staying at Jerry's World then if this is true?
I'm assuming TAMU is staying at Jerry's World then if this is true?
Posted on 12/20/11 at 1:42 pm to DaleDenton
Go drink some more moonshine. Beastiality and incest are not normal btw. Not sure if you knew that.
Posted on 12/20/11 at 1:45 pm to DaleDenton
I'll bring extra piss balloons
Posted on 12/20/11 at 1:46 pm to DaleDenton
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2. Tailgating is not a college frat party with a contest of who can get the drunkest. Remember you are in public in a nice city, leave your drunkard ways back in Red Stick or we can and will move you back to a suitable venue in Little Rock.
Schools with shite tailgating say this kinda shite a lot.
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3. The world is not your trash can, pick up after yourself.
It's Arkansas.
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great city of Fayetteville
What the frick?
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5. There are hills you will have to walk, if you require a hover-round because your diet consists of all foods fried, you may want to stay at your swamp shanty for this one.
You live in fricking Arkansas.
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6. Dixon street is not Bourbon Street
Don't you forget it.
quote:It's fricking Arkansas.
7. There are several nice places to stay in the area, if you can not find one it was because you couldn't afford it.
You're a funny guy.
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