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re: Why Doesn't Alabama Buy an Elephant
Posted on 12/14/11 at 8:05 pm to TwinkleToez
Posted on 12/14/11 at 8:05 pm to TwinkleToez
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I was talking to some bammers about their mascot and they told me they didn't really like it.
SECRanters ain't buying that bullshite.
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I think it would be pretty badass and elephants are easily trained so it could be brought on the field.
Yeah and when it up and decides to trample the visiting team what are you gonna do? Shoot it with a rifle in front of 101,000 ppl and a national tv audience?
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Posted on 12/14/11 at 8:06 pm to crimsonsaint
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Yeah and when it up and decides to trample the visiting team what are you gonna do? Shoot it with a rifle in front of 101,000 ppl and a national tv audience?
Quite a visual
Posted on 12/14/11 at 8:07 pm to crimsonsaint
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Yeah and when it up and decides to trample the visiting team what are you gonna do? Shoot it with a rifle in front of 101,000 ppl and a national tv audience?
Or if it decided to go full on retard and fly into the press box window, that wouldn't end well either.
Posted on 12/15/11 at 1:17 pm to crimsonsaint
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Yeah and when it up and decides to trample the visiting team what are you gonna do? Shoot it with a rifle in front of 101,000 ppl and a national tv audience?
You have to admit- that would be a lot more exciting than "Sweet Home Alabama"....
Posted on 12/15/11 at 1:25 pm to crimsonsaint
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Yeah and when it up and decides to trample the visiting team what are you gonna do?
Train it to attack at the first notes of "Rocky Top". Then feed it whatever it wants afterwards.
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