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re: Why Doesn't Alabama Buy an Elephant
Posted on 12/14/11 at 7:59 pm to vuvuzela
Posted on 12/14/11 at 7:59 pm to vuvuzela
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Would be bad arse having an elephant on the sideline but is a lawsuit waiting to happen.
and a tiger isnt? or a buffalo? or a horse? I get an elephants bigger, but a buffalo is still going take people where ever the frick it wants to go
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Posted on 12/14/11 at 8:01 pm to Tiger Stadium 11
Can't keep the elephant in the cage the whole time .
Posted on 12/14/11 at 8:01 pm to Tiger Stadium 11
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and a tiger isnt?
Right, because Mike is just on a leash hanging out on the sideline & shite just chillin. No cage, nothing
Posted on 12/14/11 at 8:02 pm to Tiger Stadium 11
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and a tiger isnt? or a buffalo? or a horse? I get an elephants bigger, but a buffalo is still going take people where ever the frick it wants to go
A buffalo is a wild animal. Elephants are easily domesticated in place like morocco and India. I think an African elephant would look extremely cool. Bama just need to hire a. Couple of vets, a trainer, and some carnies. I've ridden elephants at the circus and they are fairly tame. A live mascot would add to prestige and maybe help recruiting
This post was edited on 12/14/11 at 8:03 pm
Posted on 12/14/11 at 8:03 pm to Tiger Stadium 11
Liability would skyrocket, especially with all the "people" that fill that stadium
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