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re: Will Sexton/Saban make the $$ play before...or after 1/9?
Posted on 12/5/11 at 10:14 pm to LSU1NSEC
Posted on 12/5/11 at 10:14 pm to LSU1NSEC
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If I could make that kind of money and live in Austin I'd be out of Bama last week
Let's not go jumping to any conclusions here. An impartial annalysis is in order:
Gumpville:
Lots of meth labs (-)
Mullets (-)
tidefans.com & the SavannaScank team (-)
Toothless superfans (--)
Restaurants (-)
Entertainment (this doesn't include incest and such) (-)
Classy people that ole Nick might call friends (-)
Distance to his lakehouse (which isn't in that shithole state) (+)
Nicer beaches (+)
REDNECKS (-)
Austin:
Culture (+)
Entertainment (+)
Beautiful Lakes (+) The house next to M Dell is for sale!
Beautiful People (+)
No mullets (+)
Great restautants (+)
Beaches (-)
Yep Gumps...I see no reason that he would leave. However, he will make you pay him dearly regardless of if he intends to leave or not. Spread em wide cause he don't bring the lube!
This post was edited on 12/5/11 at 10:32 pm
Posted on 12/5/11 at 10:16 pm to SL Tiger
Redneck calling redneck a redneck...Classic thread.
Posted on 12/5/11 at 10:25 pm to SL Tiger
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Austin:
Culure (+)
Entertainment (+)
Beautiful Lakes (+) The house next to M Dell is for sale!
Beautiful People (+)
No mullets (+)
Great restautants (+)
Beaches (-)
I've lived in Austin, TX and parts of Alabama. Austin is one badass place to live. Most of the lakes are clothing optional with porn-esque women riding on the bow of every other water-going vessel. LOL
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