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From my cousin, pondwater jack...

Posted on 12/2/11 at 12:12 pm
Posted by Greenwood Leflore
Pea Ridge, AR
Member since Sep 2011
36 posts
Posted on 12/2/11 at 12:12 pm
I apprshiate the effert to get me reinstaed at tigerdroppins.com. I am move and umiliated! I think I am done forever done at naffoom. Some have tried to reach out to Jack Blasingame that helps but I am afraid that there ain,t much hope left... 55 years old and still lookin for a place....hard for ole jacks to put it to words so I wrote this here song.

Some of you say that Ole Jacks is a "trole". I am still not quiet sure what a Trole is or meanss but if it is an insult or if I really ama trole this should make you happy...I hope it satisfies your apetite for hatred of me for the day...

Set to the tune of confederate railroad...when you leave that way you can never go back

LINK

Ahem....
I remember headin southward
To the land where tigers roam
Talking SEC and football
Thought I'd found a brand new home

But I pissed off Lee County Tiger
When he told me bout his life
Makin money behind a walmart
Playin the role of a horny mans wife

When you leave that way you can nevr go back
Those mods will bust you in the sack
All through the internet you'll raom a lone
When you leave that way you ccan never log on

Headed north to mississippi
To a place they call nafoon
Talkin bout a coach they didn't want
I didn't last the afternoon

And when you leave that way you can never go back
Those mod didn't put up with my flack
All through the internet you'll roam a lone
Whem you leave that way you can nevr log on

(Bridge)
Lord I'd love to talk to other poasters
Bout football games and beer and wild hog fans
Odell's BBQ and bowl games and the holidays
What I'd give to go back there agin

But I pissed em off on Hogville
Douglas wilsonhog and wayne
And I told Boar to just leave me alone
When he said "son you gotta change your ways!"

Cause when you leave that way you can never go back
A Trole cain't post when the screen turns black
All through the internets you'll roam alone
When you leave that way you can never log on...(Haunting song closure)

Merry Christmas and God Bless you even if you hate me...,
Jack Blasingame,II

Posted by beaver
The 755 Club
Member since Sep 2009
46861 posts
Posted on 12/2/11 at 12:13 pm to
learn

how

to

fricking

spell
Posted by I Love Bama
Alabama
Member since Nov 2007
37764 posts
Posted on 12/2/11 at 12:13 pm to
mind blown
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
51874 posts
Posted on 12/2/11 at 12:13 pm to
I remember this alter. It sucked.
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54193 posts
Posted on 12/2/11 at 12:17 pm to
Jack F. Blassingame II = Legend


Bring him back.
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
39543 posts
Posted on 12/2/11 at 12:18 pm to
Tell that deckhand to go clean off the shuffle board deck.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 12/2/11 at 12:19 pm to
Wow
Posted by Marty McFrat
Arkansas hell
Member since Feb 2011
14827 posts
Posted on 12/2/11 at 12:21 pm to
Posted by Arkansasrazorback
Member since May 2010
9290 posts
Posted on 12/2/11 at 12:22 pm to
quote:

But I pissed off Lee County Tiger
When he told me bout his life
Makin money behind a walmart
Playin the role of a horny mans wife


Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 12/2/11 at 12:24 pm to
is he arky's version of bluetickhoud?
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 12/2/11 at 12:29 pm to
You need a hobby.
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
46496 posts
Posted on 12/2/11 at 12:31 pm to
J Holly Blasingame FTW
Posted by taylormade
Tumbleton
Member since Jan 2011
9806 posts
Posted on 12/2/11 at 12:32 pm to
Nice seeing ya..



It is ICE COLD in here..

Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72379 posts
Posted on 12/2/11 at 12:37 pm to
WTF?

I think my IQ dropped about 20 pts while trying to decipher that gibberish (thankfully I'm still in the low 200s).
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 12/2/11 at 12:48 pm to
frick tapwater susie
Posted by Touchdown sWINe
Member since Mar 2011
665 posts
Posted on 12/2/11 at 1:00 pm to
Oh dear goodness....
Posted by Hubbhogg
Fayettechill
Member since Dec 2010
13452 posts
Posted on 12/5/11 at 9:13 pm to
quote:

poasters


This is always my favorite misspelled word
Posted by BarDTiger81
nurfeast lowsyana
Member since Jul 2011
15639 posts
Posted on 12/5/11 at 9:19 pm to
This is gold. Bring back Jack!
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