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re: Bama fans how hard to sneak in booze

Posted on 10/17/11 at 1:05 pm to
Posted by NBamaAlum
Soul Patrolville
Member since Jan 2009
27604 posts
Posted on 10/17/11 at 1:05 pm to
quote:

we were robbed on the PP7 int, you know that right? oh wait you were high...



It's like I don't care about nothin' man
Role another blunt, Yeah cuz
(Yeah x 2)

I was gonna call it a pick for Peterson, until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the flag, But then I got high
My game is still messed up And I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna go to class about pass interfence, before I got high
I coulda' cheated and I coulda passed, but I got high
I'm taking it next semester and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna go to work and blow the whistle, but then I got high
I just got a new promotion to replay official, but I got high
Now I'm selling houndstooth hats and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna go to Baton Rouge, before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support with REC money, but then I got high (No you weren't)
They took my whole pay check because I called holding twice on the UA center in the OM game, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high,
Because I got high
Because I got high

I wasn't gonna run from the LSU fans but I was high, (I'm serious man)
I was gonna pull right over and batter a corndog, but I was high
Now I'm a paraplegic, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna pay my car a note with a check from Bryant Jr., until I got high
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat with Logan Young's ghost, but then I got high
Now the tow truck's pulling away, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna make love to you anally LSU fans, but then I got high, I'm serious
I was gonna eat your pussy to right there on the foot drag mark, but then I got high
Now i'm jacking off and I know why, (turn this shite off) 'cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I messed up my entire life as an SEC offical, because I got high
I lost my kids and wife , because I got high
Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk because of the holding calls, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I'm gonna stop singing this song because the game is coming up Nov. 5th, because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong, because I'm high
And if I don't sell one copy I know why, (why man) 'cuz I'm high,
because I'm high, because I'm high

Posted by BradPitt
Where the wild things are
Member since Nov 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 10/17/11 at 1:07 pm to
Posted by LSUEnvy
Hou via Lake Chas
Member since May 2011
12114 posts
Posted on 10/17/11 at 1:08 pm to
quote:

It's like I don't care about nothin' man
Role another blunt, Yeah cuz
(Yeah x 2)



Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
85894 posts
Posted on 10/17/11 at 1:32 pm to
Lyrical genius

Posted by MSCoastTigerGirl
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
35525 posts
Posted on 10/17/11 at 1:57 pm to
You made my day with that post.
Posted by LarrySellers
Member since Sep 2011
1793 posts
Posted on 10/17/11 at 3:54 pm to
AfroMan is still playing SEC campus' on football weekends

It would be amazing if he turned up in Ttown on Nov 4th to perform your updated version of his classic
Posted by ehole
in a house
Member since Nov 2010
3373 posts
Posted on 10/17/11 at 5:37 pm to
quote:

Role another blunt


it's sad when you mock somebody for smoking weed and can't even spell a simple 4 letter word like roll correctly... pretend it's not half of our team's motto. role tide
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