re: Where's the Arkansas-A&M talk?

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Neither fanbase can really "talk" - it's more like an elaborate mating/murder dance. Kind of like a rhythmic grunting accompanied by a kind of undulating quiver. It's like watching a cross between a cuttlefish and a bat secrete a Scattergories die.

There are boots and some whoops and and the occasional spurt of some battle fluid, but the end result is like a bucket of maggots and beetles fighting over a Toaster Strudel.

I kept the icing packet for later, lover

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