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Broke's SEC Poem Thread
Posted on 9/26/11 at 12:51 pm
Posted on 9/26/11 at 12:51 pm
This is how it works. You post a poem about a rival team
My Auburn Poem:
Remember when we were #1?
So long ago. So much fun.
We ran, we threw, we national champs.
Now we gettin carted off by amberlamps
Once a team that would beat dat arse
Now our bird flies into glass
My Auburn Poem:
Remember when we were #1?
So long ago. So much fun.
We ran, we threw, we national champs.
Now we gettin carted off by amberlamps
Once a team that would beat dat arse
Now our bird flies into glass
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Posted on 9/26/11 at 12:52 pm to Broke
Really seeking attention today aren't we?
:ehug:
:ehug:
Posted on 9/26/11 at 12:54 pm to Broke
I almost grinned.
Posted on 9/26/11 at 12:54 pm to Broke
you are trying way to hard Broke.
Posted on 9/26/11 at 12:55 pm to Broke
black and gold
black and bold
earl bennett is class
jay cutler is a bad arse
6 wins is bliss
we beat the shite outta ole miss
liberty bowl cuts to the core
i can fap to this, im a commodore
black and bold
earl bennett is class
jay cutler is a bad arse
6 wins is bliss
we beat the shite outta ole miss
liberty bowl cuts to the core
i can fap to this, im a commodore
Posted on 9/26/11 at 12:55 pm to Broke
Posted on 9/26/11 at 12:56 pm to Broke
Get your arse back on the OT to your backchanneling thread and PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET....BITCH!
Posted on 9/26/11 at 12:56 pm to Broke
Posted on 9/26/11 at 12:56 pm to Broke
Wasnt really clever enuff for a thread
Posted on 9/26/11 at 12:58 pm to Broke
I support this thread 
Posted on 9/26/11 at 12:58 pm to Broke
We are Tennessee
Our coach has the better hair
But our team still sucks
ETA: It's a haiku, but unfortunately, the board won't allow me to space the lines properly.
Our coach has the better hair
But our team still sucks
ETA: It's a haiku, but unfortunately, the board won't allow me to space the lines properly.
This post was edited on 9/26/11 at 12:59 pm
Posted on 9/26/11 at 12:59 pm to Broke
Posted on 9/26/11 at 1:05 pm to Broke
I'll admit, amberlamps made me blow air out my nose
Posted on 9/26/11 at 1:07 pm to Broke
MOARRRRRRRRRRR
Posted on 9/26/11 at 1:09 pm to Broke
quote:
Once a team that would beat dat arse
Now our bird flies into glass
Posted on 9/26/11 at 1:10 pm to Broke
one, two, three and to tha fo
houston heppa nutt and p booney at tha doe
ready to to make a difference so back on up
cuz you know we bout to frick shite up
houston heppa nutt and p booney at tha doe
ready to to make a difference so back on up
cuz you know we bout to frick shite up
Posted on 9/26/11 at 1:12 pm to Broke
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your poem sucks,
Auburn's D does too.
Violets are blue,
Your poem sucks,
Auburn's D does too.
Posted on 9/26/11 at 1:14 pm to Broke
My rival poem has a twist,
I am pretending I am an LSU fan, and you get the gist.
Each week I look at the polls,
it makes me so hot, I don't need buttholes,
Because here we are riding high,
And you bammers, we're going to fry.
How dare you frickers think you are good,
We are LSU! frick JJ, Lee is giving us wood!
We conquer everyone in our path,
You don't even know our wrath.
Bama fans are stupid pricks,
nothing but redneck gumptarded hicks.
You talk about the glory of days past,
But we are just as good, atop the AP's mast.
When we lose it doesn't even mean shite.
But when you guys win, you ain't nothin but a twit.
LSU is better than the Bear's homeaux,
Now STFU cuz bammer frickin bleaux.
I am pretending I am an LSU fan, and you get the gist.
Each week I look at the polls,
it makes me so hot, I don't need buttholes,
Because here we are riding high,
And you bammers, we're going to fry.
How dare you frickers think you are good,
We are LSU! frick JJ, Lee is giving us wood!
We conquer everyone in our path,
You don't even know our wrath.
Bama fans are stupid pricks,
nothing but redneck gumptarded hicks.
You talk about the glory of days past,
But we are just as good, atop the AP's mast.
When we lose it doesn't even mean shite.
But when you guys win, you ain't nothin but a twit.
LSU is better than the Bear's homeaux,
Now STFU cuz bammer frickin bleaux.
Posted on 9/26/11 at 1:38 pm to Broke
My Auburn Poem:
Dear Bama
frick you
(I can write 10 more like this)
Dear Bama
frick you
(I can write 10 more like this)
Posted on 9/26/11 at 2:13 pm to Broke
quote:
My Auburn Poem:
Remember when we were #1?
So long ago. So much fun.
We ran, we threw, we national champs.
Now we gettin carted off by amberlamps
Once a team that would beat dat arse
Now our bird flies into glass
I lol'd
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