Give a one sentence assessment of every Football coach in the SEC

How predictable.

Steve Spurrier: Visor Throw.

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Miles- I don't think he is as dumb as people think, but he should take a public speaking course or 5, and he seems like a good family man. And probably cheats on his wife all the time.

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See, I can do it too.

LNMFS - the title corresponding to the initials says it all

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Muschamp- He is a loose cannon who is in over his head and will team up with Saban one day as his DC.

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Second time is the charm, huh?

He was formerly Nick's DC at L.S.U..

Petrino- Great offensive mind but seems pretty abrasive.

Nutt- Unpredictable as hell and always good for a soundbite.

Saban- Total cock but probably the best coach in CFB.

Mullen- Smart cat who seems like he is genuinely a good guy BUT can get pretty cut throat if need be.

Chizik- Comes across as a little too big for his britches and a total fake (the whole "God" and "Family" thing).

Miles- Seems like he would be that "cool guy" in college, and as a coach he is just smart enough to be dangerous guy who knows how to 'hold a team' and get them to play for him.

Phillips- Well...idk.

Dooley- Complete and total cock, which could work against him if he doesn't get the results and players don't buy in, but I think he'll be alright.

Richt- Good guy that, coaching wise, seems like he just can't catch a break.

Spurrier- Great coaching mind who is half-assing it right now.

Muschamp- IDK about him as an HC but players seem to enjoy playing for him when he was a DC.

Vandy's coach- Same as OP

Give a one sentence assessment of every Football coach in the SEC


Petrino- He has a very good offensive mind and appears to have no regard for others' opinions.

Nutt- He is a very good motivator, coaches with enthusiasm and emotion, but has his head hung down at the end of most games.

Saban- He is the greatest defensive mind in college football, (except for '00 UAB, '00 Florida, '01 Florida, '02 Va.Tech '02 Arkansas, '02 Alabama, '02 Auburn, '02 Texas
'04 Georgia, '04 Iowa, '07 UL Monroe, '09 Utah, '10 Auburn; decent at winning with previous coaches' players (Dinardo, Shula), but has been embarassed too many times.




Mullen- He seems like a pretty good Xs and Os guy, and good motivator and decent recruiter.



Chizik- Whenever I see him interviewed, I just think to myself that he is a fake PR smile guy who will win at all costs.


Miles- He's a Michigan alum, so he is not dumb.
Talks completely different to his team and coaches in the locker room, on the field, and at practice than he does to the media.
He just doesn't give a good goat plop about the media. He is a MASTER motivator and a players' coach, yet is also a strict disciplinarian and has everyone's respect.
Has beaten 8 coaches who have won or played in the national championship game, and is 2-2 against little napoleon.(& should be at least 3-1)
Can recruit with ANYBODY in the country. Has assembled one of the best staffs in the nation.
Has lost ONE non-conference game in 6 years (Penn State in '09 Capital One Bowl)
Has the best SEC record since 2005, and has won 62 of 79 games.


Phillips- Has a chance to make a name at UK.


Dooley- Will prove himself within the next 2-3 years at Tennessee.


Richt- Pretty good gameday coach who is liked by his players.


Spurrier- He is just a dick and is proud to be one, but will go down as one of the greatest and most innovative coaches of all time.


Muschamp- Jury out on whether he can be an effective SEC head coach. Too early to tell.


Vandy's coach- Brave soul.