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re: Can anyone prove the myth of the piss bomb at LSU?

Posted on 7/11/11 at 3:03 pm to
Posted by Brew Drees
Miss. Gulf Coast
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 7/11/11 at 3:03 pm to
quote:

My grandma got hit with one in TS. Is that proof enough?


i'd whoop some arse
Posted by AUCatfish
How are yah now?
Member since Oct 2007
13995 posts
Posted on 7/11/11 at 3:03 pm to
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It seems like it would be hard to piss in a balloon and tie it up without getting piss all over yourself.


Well, we are talking about LSU fans here......




I keed I keed
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
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Member since Feb 2004
52833 posts
Posted on 7/11/11 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

It seems like it would be hard to piss in a balloon and tie it up without getting piss all over yourself.




Small price to pay for being a TRUE Tiger fan!!!



Posted by crankbait
Member since Feb 2008
11624 posts
Posted on 7/11/11 at 3:04 pm to
I was just talking about the crackers
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
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Posted on 7/11/11 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

I was just talking about the crackers



Is who I AIM them at!!!



Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 7/11/11 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

Pee in a cup
Wrap balloon around funnel
Pour pee into funnel



Or if you've got a needle dick, you could skip the funnel.



read my previous post. the piss would just pour out of the balloon instead of stretching it like a normal water balloon.

unless you've got the bladder strength of something with alot of bladder strength you're not going to do it.
This post was edited on 7/11/11 at 3:06 pm
Posted by MagillaGuerilla
Nick Fairley Fan Club, Founder
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 7/11/11 at 3:05 pm to
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Did it melt?


It sure didn't taste like lemon...
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
85907 posts
Posted on 7/11/11 at 3:05 pm to
quote:

Small price to pay for being a TRUE Tiger fan!!!



Amen. Sneaking them in the stadium is quite easy as well. Just hid them in your woman's purse. that way if they burst, it won't be all over you.
Posted by pdxlsufan
Beaverton, Oregon
Member since May 2008
3226 posts
Posted on 7/11/11 at 3:05 pm to
Brah, we treat would be flag burners and fans from other SEC schools with equal contempt:

LINK

Dude got pelted with balloons that may have contained water or something else entirely...
Posted by AUCatfish
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Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 7/11/11 at 3:06 pm to
I thought that y'all had moved away from the piss balloon and are employing the piss nerf football
Posted by TigersOfGeauxld
Just across the water...
Member since Aug 2009
25057 posts
Posted on 7/11/11 at 3:07 pm to
It's been proven that it's impossible to blow up a balloon by pissing into it.

Piss balloons are and always were an urban myth.
Posted by Tds & Beer
TOT DAT MOFAN~DRIP DRIP~Bunty Pls
Member since Sep 2009
23860 posts
Posted on 7/11/11 at 3:07 pm to
you gotta get all your friends to pee in a water tank with a side nozzle. This shouldn't take long at an LSU tailgate. Then there is enough pressure to fill the balloons. But seriously, since no one is even sure how to fill up the balloons, I'd say it's a myth so far, but even tigah fans admit that. I don't doubt for a second it has happened at least a few times though.
This post was edited on 7/11/11 at 3:08 pm
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
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Posted on 7/11/11 at 3:07 pm to
quote:

Sneaking them in the stadium



pffffft....the guards hand out balloons for those Tiger fans that FORGET to bring some!!
Posted by johnnydrama
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Member since Feb 2010
8720 posts
Posted on 7/11/11 at 3:09 pm to
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My grandma got hit with one in TS. Is that proof enough?

I call TOTAL bullshite on this one.

A. Nobody would do that IN the stadium. Too many people would be affected.

B. Anybody that tried some punk-arse stunt like that would get the shite beat out of them by everyone near them. LSU fans would be horrified that one of their own would do such a thing and would never let him get away with it.

C. Tiger-baiting is as douche-baggery as it gets in and around Tiger Stadium. You are a hundred times more likely to offered a beer as you are attacked with a piss bomb.
Posted by pdxlsufan
Beaverton, Oregon
Member since May 2008
3226 posts
Posted on 7/11/11 at 3:09 pm to
quote:

It's been proven that it's impossible to blow up a balloon by pissing into it.

Piss balloons are and always were an urban myth.


Until Mythbusters tackles this very important issue, I refuse to believe piss bombs are an urban myth.
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
85907 posts
Posted on 7/11/11 at 3:09 pm to
quote:

pffffft....the guards hand out balloons for those Tiger fans that FORGET to bring some!!



Not at away games...
Posted by mckibaj
Member since Nov 2010
7729 posts
Posted on 7/11/11 at 3:09 pm to
quote:

Brah, we treat would be flag burners and fans from other SEC schools with equal contempt:

Posted by MagillaGuerilla
Nick Fairley Fan Club, Founder
Member since Nov 2009
35446 posts
Posted on 7/11/11 at 3:10 pm to
quote:

It's been proven that it's impossible to blow up a balloon by pissing into it.

Piss balloons are and always were an urban myth.



You can still piss in a condom and throw it...
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
Top secret lab
Member since Feb 2004
52833 posts
Posted on 7/11/11 at 3:10 pm to
quote:

Piss balloons are and always were an urban myth.






1) Fill catheter bag. (you can do this WITHOUT inserting the tube in your penis, btw.)

2) Insert tube into balloon

3) Squeeze.


This post was edited on 7/11/11 at 3:11 pm
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54189 posts
Posted on 7/11/11 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

johnnydrama

Fix your sig link. It is broken.
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