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re: Cam Newton on Leno

Posted on 1/12/11 at 12:56 am to
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 1/12/11 at 12:56 am to
quote:

They are lying to you. Then they go tell all their friends about you. And then they laugh.



sounds alot like what happens when an idiot sends a pic of his dick.
Posted by Mantis Toboggan MD
Local business owner/cat enthusiast
Member since Aug 2010
1601 posts
Posted on 1/12/11 at 12:57 am to
I was going to make a joke about me having a big dong, but I didn't want anyone to picture Danny Devito naked. You are now picturing Devito's monster dong. You're welcome.
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
85874 posts
Posted on 1/12/11 at 12:58 am to
quote:

I may actually REALLY get mean on here if this fricking snow doesn't melt and these damn fool kids don't get back to school.



RUT RO

I'm sorry Bamachick, I promise I will be heading to LSU tomorrow
This post was edited on 1/12/11 at 1:00 am
Posted by flyAU
Scottsdale
Member since Dec 2010
24855 posts
Posted on 1/12/11 at 12:59 am to
I am glad I kept bumping this thread. I knew great things would come of it!
Posted by BamaChick
Terminus
Member since Dec 2008
21393 posts
Posted on 1/12/11 at 12:59 am to
quote:

sounds alot like what happens when an idiot sends a pic of his dick


Oh God.

quote:

Mantis Toboggan MD


DAMNIT!

Danny is hairier than I expected.

This post was edited on 1/12/11 at 1:02 am
Posted by ACL11190
DA U IZ BAK
Member since Dec 2007
30043 posts
Posted on 1/12/11 at 1:00 am to
Change your avi this instant so I can h8 u.
Posted by BamaChick
Terminus
Member since Dec 2008
21393 posts
Posted on 1/12/11 at 1:01 am to

quote:

I promise I will be heading to LSU tomorro


lol

Not y'all. The fool kids that live in my house and eat all the Red Velvet cake I made from scratch, before I get a piece.

They are drinking all my Diet Cokes, too!
Posted by flyAU
Scottsdale
Member since Dec 2010
24855 posts
Posted on 1/12/11 at 1:03 am to
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Change your avi this instant so I can h8 u.


Why you h8??? My crappy postings can't make you hate me enough to overcome that face.
Posted by Mantis Toboggan MD
Local business owner/cat enthusiast
Member since Aug 2010
1601 posts
Posted on 1/12/11 at 1:04 am to
quote:

Danny is hairier than I expected.

Really? He doesn't seem to maintain his appearance at all. I'd think it'd be hard to be surprised by the sloppiness of his junk.
Posted by ACL11190
DA U IZ BAK
Member since Dec 2007
30043 posts
Posted on 1/12/11 at 1:04 am to
GRRRRRRRRRRR
Posted by LSU Fan Stuck in MS
Madison, MS
Member since Oct 2007
254 posts
Posted on 1/12/11 at 1:05 am to
quote:

come on Bill Maher make a crack or two at him


Bill would have gotten dat arse whizzzzipped
Posted by Eagle Of War AU
Auburn
Member since Nov 2010
663 posts
Posted on 1/12/11 at 1:06 am to
Red velvet cake & "diet" coke hmmmm. just sayin its pretty telling
Posted by BamaChick
Terminus
Member since Dec 2008
21393 posts
Posted on 1/12/11 at 1:06 am to
You know, with the bald head he's sporting I guess I assumed his other head would be bald, too.

He wears tighty whiteys, though. Ugh.
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
85874 posts
Posted on 1/12/11 at 1:08 am to
quote:

Not y'all. The fool kids that live in my house and eat all the Red Velvet cake I made from scratch, before I get a piece.



that's grounds for no video games

Red Velvet is one of my favorites! But to be honest my real favorite is the icing... I LOVE me some icing !! LOL
quote:

They are drinking all my Diet Cokes, too!



Now world war three(she would just send nukes at me) would happen if I drank all my mom's diet cokes.

What my mom did once was break the seal and put it back in the box and then when my brother went to open it two days later, the coke was as flat as a coke that had been sitting out for two days
Posted by BamaChick
Terminus
Member since Dec 2008
21393 posts
Posted on 1/12/11 at 1:09 am to
Yes, yes, you have made perfectly clear that you assume "I'm fat".

It's a wonder some advertising agency doesn't snatch you up, because, really - calling an anonymous girl on the internet fat? fricking genius and original.

Where you have a problem, tiny dick, is that there are folks on here who have seen me.

They can tell if I am fat or not.

Is there anybody on here that prove you don't have a tiny penis?
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
85874 posts
Posted on 1/12/11 at 1:09 am to
quote:

Red velvet cake & "diet" coke hmmmm. just sayin its pretty telling



I know for a fact Bamachick is a Sexy mama

How old are you? Are you that dumb?
This post was edited on 1/12/11 at 1:10 am
Posted by Eagle Of War AU
Auburn
Member since Nov 2010
663 posts
Posted on 1/12/11 at 1:10 am to
actually there is... Cam his mamal toe took my small one pretty hard.
Posted by Eagle Of War AU
Auburn
Member since Nov 2010
663 posts
Posted on 1/12/11 at 1:12 am to
I tell you what.... Since your so obviously hinting at me sending you a pic of my goob just gimme your email.
Posted by Mantis Toboggan MD
Local business owner/cat enthusiast
Member since Aug 2010
1601 posts
Posted on 1/12/11 at 1:12 am to
quote:

He wears tighty whiteys, though

Just spent about 10 minutes trying to find a still shot where he's walking around like this, but couldn't. Did find him walking around naked in the Christmas special though. His arse looks so weird.
Posted by BamaChick
Terminus
Member since Dec 2008
21393 posts
Posted on 1/12/11 at 1:13 am to
You want to send memphis a pic of your "goob"?

Who calls their junk, "goob"?

OH.

It's boog spelled backwards. Got it.
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