Arkansas/OSU...motherf*c*eR

These are the first comments I've made on this game... I didn't make a single comment leading up to the game.

First things first, I'm glad OSU played at full strength. It would have meant more to have won in those circumstances. With that said, surely the same people here who said that Auburn is TRULY 0-13* will recognize this as an Arkansas victory, no?

frick Mallett in the arse with a 2 foot medicine ball. God dammit, dude. Could you please, for the love of god, NOT choke when the game is on the line? He's got all the talent in the world, no doubt, but I'm ready to see Tyler Wilson or Brandon Mitchell. We need someone who can keep drives going with their legs, arm, head, and heart. I'm never confident Ryan can put any two of those two attributes together at once.

Julian Horton. Hey dude. Ummm...thanks for being fricking retarded. You've got nothing but space and 5 teammates behind you. Just take your time, stop, casually pick up the blocked punt with one hand, toss it behind your back and over your head, break out some Harlem Globetrotters shite...you know, just do ANYTHING but fall on the ball. fricking moron. Ballgame. Just pick it up and do cartwheels into the endzone. Ballgame.

Wade Grayson? Good riddance. Ray Dominguez? Same.

Bobby Petrino? Your play calling sucked balls every time we crossed the 50. You got played.

Willy Robinson? OMG. You should PERSONALLY cut me a check for at least a $1000 for the money I blew over the last 2 days.

Ohio State? I was very impressed with, of all things, their team speed. We did not really have ANY big plays. There's not a single SEC defense that was able to keep us from doing that this year. Granted, the first play of the game should have been an 80 yard TD. Prior played a great game. He keeps plays alive/never took a sack. Wow - I would love to have that. He strung together some ridiculous throws which I doubt he's done in any other games this season. Finally - they were in the right place at the right time in a couple of crucial situations and capitalized. We couldn't do the same.

I haven't been this sick over a loss since, well, ever. That 1.5 mile walk of shame back to the hotel last night was brutal. FORTUNATELY, the OSU fans were a helluva lot more gracious than most SEC fans would have been. I guess they probably realized how fortunate they were to get the win after such a dominant first half. Also, their band was outstanding. I know people all over the country jizz their pants to the aTm band, but OSU's band is the best marching band I think i've ever seen. Very cool, entertaining stuff.

As soon as it became evident that the rest of the SEC was pounding the BIG 10 teams, I kinda figured we'd blow it. That's just what we do. Snakebitten? Poorly prepared? Nervous? I don't know what the frick it was. But we didn't come to play for the first 30 minutes and you can't do that against a team as good as OSU. I'm embarrassed. Then again, I'm not surprised that we lost. As a lifelong fan of the Hogs, Texas Rangers, and Dallas Mavericks...well, yeah. Heartbreak just kinda becomes the goddamn status quo.