re: Commitment from Future Blue Chip Son - eBay Auction!

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I'm interested in potentially acquiring the rights to your unborn son's football talents. However, given that he he not yet hit the ground, so to speak, I would like to know if either you or the Mother are particularly athletic? Pics of said Mother might be useful too. Lastly, does the boy come FOB or should the winning bidder anticpate hiring dock services for loading? P.s. I promise to never tell your son about this arrangement so we won't violate any NCAA rules and all that.

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