3 ways Bama could still go to the NC game

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At least going to the MNC game wouldn't be a new experience for them.

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you go girl. Any slam on Bama is a good thing.

2. We are not counting your BCS championship in our tallies.
Not one person on earth believes the NCAA version, wherein we are asked to have faith that Cam was not aware of how daddy got the church built, nor why daddy's trucking business picked up right after he committed to Aubie. We know deep in our hearts that what we have heard means big money was paid by Aubie boosters to buy Cam for a year.

We will never cut you any slack.
When you try to post this championship of the SEC west, or the SEC or the BCS national championship if you win either of the ones left to go, we will dismiss it. We will hoot you and holler you and never let you count it. Its bullshite.

But stick it to Bama, all you want. Just do it on a Bama site.
On here, you are less than low. We need an emoticon that spits on an Aubie Mascot.
Someone make me a fark where the TIger spits on the fricking Aubie.