Newton = Serena Williams

Faking injuries so as not to be upstaged. Yep, that's what Cam was doing after McElroy went down.

Oh how dramatic and theatrical it is to see Cam writhing on the ground in pain one minute, only to see him leap up, make a big play on the next series, then go scampering back to the line of scrimmage, grinning like a 'possum, only to repeat the performance all the way to the end-zone. (wow! what a competitor!)

That there is vintage Serena Williams, tennis player extraordinaire and toast of Paris!

Both have a penchant for blowing kisses to their dimwitted adoring fans.

Both have shake-down artist daddies.

Both have beady eyes and bubble butts....

Cam should make the transformation complete by growing out his hair, stringing it with some multi-colored beads, then show up at the SECCG in some vinyl wonder-woman hip boots and an "I Luv Me" T-shirt. lol!


But I do credit Cam for not threatening the officials with physical violence (yet) for ruling against him the way Serena has in the past.