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Posted on 5/30/10 at 7:32 am to bgtiger
Posted on 5/30/10 at 7:33 am to BamaAlum08
I'm using Bama math here:
LSU - 8 NC's 1908, 1935, 1936, 1958, 1959, 1962, 2003, 2007...only SEC School With 10+ Conference Titles In Football 10 (Western Division Titles 7), Basketball 10 (1 NC), and Baseball 14 (6 NC's)
LSU - 8 NC's 1908, 1935, 1936, 1958, 1959, 1962, 2003, 2007...only SEC School With 10+ Conference Titles In Football 10 (Western Division Titles 7), Basketball 10 (1 NC), and Baseball 14 (6 NC's)
Posted on 5/30/10 at 9:00 am to Suck Out West
Like the gumps don't live in the past in foot ball! 
Posted on 5/30/10 at 9:10 am to theGarnetWay
how did the two suckiest teams in the tourney end up in the useless championship game.
:ducksforcover:
i am camping with a bunch of all your relatives in redneck/hillbillyville so i wont be able to defend myself.
:ducksforcover:
i am camping with a bunch of all your relatives in redneck/hillbillyville so i wont be able to defend myself.
Posted on 5/30/10 at 10:20 am to cajunjj
Attention all coonasses: regions park does NOT allow nutria to be cooked in any shape, form, or fashion in the parking lot. Just a reminder.
Posted on 5/30/10 at 10:23 am to BamaAlum08
dick cant save you today
Posted on 5/30/10 at 10:24 am to heartbreakTiger
You just watch hbt, he always has our back. ALWAYS.
Posted on 5/30/10 at 10:24 am to Funky Tide 8
Don't knock it till you try it.Great with a side of fried pickles.
Posted on 5/30/10 at 10:25 am to Funky Tide 8
quote:Why would we need to cook nutria when we can dine on world-renowned Alabama cuisine? "Cajun" and "Creole" are trends that are hopefully ending soon, so we can celebrate true regional cuisine: crushed Ritz crackers and Onion Soup Mix on top of whatever.
Attention all coonasses: regions park does NOT allow nutria to be cooked in any shape, form, or fashion in the parking lot. Just a reminder.
"Mmm, it even tastes slutty."
Posted on 5/30/10 at 10:26 am to LSUChicageaux
add a lil meth on top for some flavoring and you can't beat it.
Posted on 5/30/10 at 10:27 am to Funky Tide 8
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regions park does NOT allow nutria to be cooked in any shape, form, or fashion in the parking lot. Just a reminder.
No worries got my alligator corndogs on backup for just such an occasion.
Seriously it just started pouring rain in Homewood don't know if it's raining in Hoover, but this doesn't look good.
Posted on 5/30/10 at 10:28 am to LSUChicageaux
Only thing that would make that onion soup mix better is a little squirrel meat
Posted on 5/30/10 at 10:31 am to Funky Tide 8
quote:If you know Saban's childhood physician, we might be able to break into a vault somewhere and get some of his foreskin. Damn thing was the size of a roof tarp; there should be plenty enough to go around and a little corner for us to fashion into a powerful amulet.
little squirrel meat
Posted on 5/30/10 at 10:35 am to LSUChicageaux
Bama is going down like Saban's Mistress on a 1st date
Posted on 5/30/10 at 10:38 am to LSUChicageaux
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If you know Saban's childhood physician, we might be able to break into a vault somewhere and get some of his foreskin. Damn thing was the size of a roof tarp; there should be plenty enough to go around and a little corner for us to fashion into a powerful amulet.
This guy rules.
Posted on 5/30/10 at 10:39 am to BACONisMEATcandy
quote:Paul Finebaum said it was the 2nd date, and he didn't call it a "date," but a "presser." I think that's a sex move.
Bama is going down like Saban's Mistress on a 1st date
Posted on 5/30/10 at 10:42 am to LSUChicageaux
I don't want to ever touch the amulet.... but I'd like to have its power.
Posted on 5/30/10 at 10:47 am to BamaInHsv
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I don't want to ever touch the amulet.... but I'd like to have its power.
It's like a dried porcini, so you have to soak it a little. One drop of the soaking liquid will turn an arid cracked wasteland into a fertile valley full of honeysuckle and bursting fruits. You can also weld with it using only a Radio Shack soldering iron.
Gentleman A: "I shattered my femur in this piece of industrial equipment!"
Gentleman B: "Here, let me rug this amulet on your leg."
Gentleman A: "BAMA NATIONAL CHAMPS 2009 SPRING GAME CHAMPS GOT RECRUITS"
Posted on 5/30/10 at 10:55 am to BamaAlum08
Should be a great game
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