Poor South Carolina...

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WHEREAS, even being ranked as the best team in the country, Kentucky still lost
AND WHEREAS, any University of South Carolina major sports program is far superior to any Kentucky will ever put together,
AND WHEREAS, our mascot is both original and awesome and not just some duplicate of more than 8 other universities across the country,
NOW THEREFORE BE IT RESOLVED by the Student Senate of THE great University of South Carolina THAT we hereby invite the University of Kentucky to come to Columbia, SC to play anytime in any sport,
AND THAT we further acknowledge our counterparts at Kentucky understand their record their record in the past three games in basketball stands at 0-3,
AND THAT we further acknowledge our counterparts at Kentucky understand their record in the past eleven seasons in football stands at 0-11 BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED that even under budget duress, we will provide tissues and bandages for the wounded egos, hearts and minds of the wildcat nation

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