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How many SEC students to change a light bulb?
Posted on 9/3/09 at 9:04 pm
Posted on 9/3/09 at 9:04 pm
At VANDERBILT: it takes two, one to change the bulb and one more to explain how they did it every bit as good as the bulbs changed at Harvard.
At GEORGIA: it takes two, one to change the bulb and one to phone an engineer at Georgia Tech for instructions.
At FLORIDA: it takes four, one to screw in the bulb and three to figure out how to get stoned off the old one.
At ALABAMA: it takes five, one to change it, three to reminisce about how The Bear would have done it, and one to throw the old bulb at an NCAA investigator.
At OLE MISS: it takes six, one to change it, two to mix the drinks and three to find the perfect J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion.
At LSU: it takes seven, and each one gets credit for five Semester hours.
At KENTUCKY: it takes eight, one to screw it in and seven to discuss how much brighter it seems to shine during basketball season.
At TENNESSEE: it takes ten, two to figure out how to screw it in, two to buy an orange lampshade, and six to phone a radio call-in show and talk about how much they hate Alabama.
At MISSISSIPPI STATE: it takes fifteen, one to screw in the bulb, two to buy the Skoal, and twelve to yell, "GO TO HELL, OLE MISS".
At AUBURN: it takes one hundred, one to change it, forty-nine to talk about how they did it better than at Bama, and fifty to get drunk and roll Toomer's Corner when finished.
At SOUTH CAROLINA: it takes 80,000, one to screw it in and 79,999 to discuss how this finally will be the year that they have a decent football team.
At ARKANSAS: None. There is no electricity in Arkansas.
At GEORGIA: it takes two, one to change the bulb and one to phone an engineer at Georgia Tech for instructions.
At FLORIDA: it takes four, one to screw in the bulb and three to figure out how to get stoned off the old one.
At ALABAMA: it takes five, one to change it, three to reminisce about how The Bear would have done it, and one to throw the old bulb at an NCAA investigator.
At OLE MISS: it takes six, one to change it, two to mix the drinks and three to find the perfect J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion.
At LSU: it takes seven, and each one gets credit for five Semester hours.
At KENTUCKY: it takes eight, one to screw it in and seven to discuss how much brighter it seems to shine during basketball season.
At TENNESSEE: it takes ten, two to figure out how to screw it in, two to buy an orange lampshade, and six to phone a radio call-in show and talk about how much they hate Alabama.
At MISSISSIPPI STATE: it takes fifteen, one to screw in the bulb, two to buy the Skoal, and twelve to yell, "GO TO HELL, OLE MISS".
At AUBURN: it takes one hundred, one to change it, forty-nine to talk about how they did it better than at Bama, and fifty to get drunk and roll Toomer's Corner when finished.
At SOUTH CAROLINA: it takes 80,000, one to screw it in and 79,999 to discuss how this finally will be the year that they have a decent football team.
At ARKANSAS: None. There is no electricity in Arkansas.
Posted on 9/3/09 at 9:06 pm to TBsoccer13
Germans....and still only mildly funny
Posted on 9/3/09 at 9:07 pm to LakeViewLSU
I kept waiting for one of them to be funnier than the rest....didn't happen.
Posted on 9/3/09 at 9:08 pm to TBsoccer13
Germans as hell, but still the funniest shite ever.
Posted on 9/3/09 at 9:09 pm to lsusportsman2
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but still the funniest shite ever
Posted on 9/3/09 at 9:51 pm to oOoLsUtIgErSoOo
wasnt funny the first time it was posted
Posted on 9/3/09 at 10:00 pm to TBsoccer13
How many Rantard Newbies does it take to change a light bulb?
14
1 to change the bulb
4 to figure out why Slo Flow keeps calling them gay
6 to research the Germans referance and connect it to a movie made before they were born
3 to figure out how Nick Saban would have changed the bulb better than Les
14
1 to change the bulb
4 to figure out why Slo Flow keeps calling them gay
6 to research the Germans referance and connect it to a movie made before they were born
3 to figure out how Nick Saban would have changed the bulb better than Les
Posted on 9/3/09 at 10:13 pm to Sandperson
:bwahaha: :bwahaha: :bwahaha: :bwahaha: :bwahaha: :bwahaha:
Posted on 9/3/09 at 11:34 pm to Sandperson
How many Florida Gators does it take to change a lightbulb?
One.
Tebow simply touches the dead bulb and it comes to life again.
One.
Tebow simply touches the dead bulb and it comes to life again.
Posted on 9/3/09 at 11:44 pm to yurintroubl
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How many Florida Gators does it take to change a lightbulb?
0. Tebow is the light
Posted on 9/3/09 at 11:50 pm to LSUtoOmaha
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0. Tebow is the light
Victory. You win my friend
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