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Posted on 6/1/09 at 8:54 pm to feedthepig20
Posted on 6/1/09 at 8:54 pm to feedthepig20
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Posted on 6/1/09 at 8:57 pm to Sofa King Crimson
Posted on 6/1/09 at 9:01 pm to Sofa King Crimson
Posted on 6/1/09 at 9:01 pm to Sofa King Crimson
A guy walks into a store, walks up to the counter and asks for an RC Cola and a Moon Pie. The guy behind the counter says "You must have gone to Mississippi State."
The customer gets pissed off. "How stereotypical of you! If a guy walks in her and orders a Polish sausage would you just assume he is from Poland?" "Well sir," says the guy behind the counter, "that's never happened."
The customer goes on, "And if a guy came in and ordered fish and chips woud you automatically think he was from London?" Again, the guy behind the counter says, "That's just never happened, so I can't say."
"Then why," asks the customer, "do you assume I went to Mississippi State because I come in here and ask you for an RC Cola and a Moon Pie?"
"Because, sir, this is a hardware store."
The customer gets pissed off. "How stereotypical of you! If a guy walks in her and orders a Polish sausage would you just assume he is from Poland?" "Well sir," says the guy behind the counter, "that's never happened."
The customer goes on, "And if a guy came in and ordered fish and chips woud you automatically think he was from London?" Again, the guy behind the counter says, "That's just never happened, so I can't say."
"Then why," asks the customer, "do you assume I went to Mississippi State because I come in here and ask you for an RC Cola and a Moon Pie?"
"Because, sir, this is a hardware store."
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