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Posted on 6/1/09 at 8:31 pm to m2pro
Posted on 6/1/09 at 8:31 pm to m2pro
Q: Why did the Tenn fan cross the road?
A: His dick was stuck in the chicken
Q: Why do Bama grads put their diploma in the rear window of their car?
A: So they can park in handicapped zones
Q: What does AUBURN stand for?
A: Alabama usually beats us red necks
Q: What do you get when an LSU fan has sex with a pig?
A: Nothing. Even pigs have standards.
A: His dick was stuck in the chicken
Q: Why do Bama grads put their diploma in the rear window of their car?
A: So they can park in handicapped zones
Q: What does AUBURN stand for?
A: Alabama usually beats us red necks
Q: What do you get when an LSU fan has sex with a pig?
A: Nothing. Even pigs have standards.
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Posted on 6/1/09 at 8:33 pm to PJinAtl
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PJinAtl
heard none of those before. somehow they're all so true. the Bama one could be relevantly insulting though. the rest i dug.
Posted on 6/1/09 at 8:38 pm to PJinAtl
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Q: What does AUBURN stand for?
A: Alabama usually beats us red necks
Never heard that one, funny as hell
my favorite one that is used pretty much universally down south for any team, but I use it for Bama:
How do you Castrate an Alabama fan?
Kick his sister in the chin
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