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Dollywood > Kentucky Derby…

Posted on 4/29/24 at 12:12 am
Posted by BigDickRick16
Tennessee
Member since Mar 2023
2134 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 12:12 am
Argue with a wall, I don’t care. I said what I said!
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
56661 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 12:23 am to
Nico is mid.

Argue with a wall, I don’t care. I said what I said.
Posted by solus
Member since Dec 2019
3568 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 3:33 am to
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you are as dumb as a wall. I don’t care. I said what I said!
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
123771 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 4:36 am to
Serraustitute , working the overnight breakfast shift I see.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 4/29/24 at 5:07 am to
You don’t actually believe that.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
123771 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 6:05 am to
quote:

You don’t actually believe that.


Serraustitute is known for poor troll attempts. "The greatest 2 minutes in sports".
Posted by solus
Member since Dec 2019
3568 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 6:17 am to
Poor bastard probably couldn't even afford a ticket to the Derby.

Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
123771 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 6:57 am to
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Poor bastard probably couldn't even afford a ticket to the Derby.



Maybe Tennessee is forcing Burger King to increase wages. Might only take him 6 months to save up.
Posted by Smokeyone
Maryville Tn
Member since Jul 2016
18683 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 7:02 am to
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You don’t actually believe that.


When was the last time you were at Dollywood?
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
101696 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 7:12 am to
Please, by all means, go to Dollywood instead. We insist.
Posted by Wildcat1996
Lexington, KY
Member since Jul 2020
7046 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 7:29 am to
Good Lord.

I know it's a Monday, but did you crawl out of the rack with the goal of being the dumbest person on the internet?
Posted by BigDickRick16
Tennessee
Member since Mar 2023
2134 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 8:15 am to
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Nico is mid. Argue with a wall, I don’t care. I said what I said.


With 5 TD’s in his first start against a Top 5 defense. I’ll take mid if that’s what it looks like.
Posted by BigDickRick16
Tennessee
Member since Mar 2023
2134 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 8:18 am to
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Good Lord. I know it's a Monday, but did you crawl out of the rack with the goal of being the dumbest person on the internet?


Have you been to either one? I have been to Dollywood multiple times, and I promise you it last longer than 2 minutes.
Posted by SOBMarcus
Boerne TX
Member since Apr 2020
1931 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 8:43 am to
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I promise you it last longer than 2 minutes

Thats not what your mom said
Posted by LouisvilleKat
Member since Oct 2016
18722 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 9:29 am to
I live in Louisville and I hate the fricking Kentucky Derby and all the shite bag tourist it brings to town.

Meanwhile Dollywood serves up a banger of a butterfly shaped soft pretzel.


You may have finally gotten something right. Had to happen eventually.
Posted by Mizzouligan
St. Louis, MO
Member since Aug 2014
1138 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 10:45 am to
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Good Lord. I know it's a Monday, but did you crawl out of the rack with the goal of being the dumbest person on the internet?


Have you been to either one? I have been to Dollywood multiple times, and I promise you it last longer than 2 minutes.


You can’t possibly be this dumb, right?

Please tell me this is just trolling.
Posted by Lynxrufus2012
Central Kentucky
Member since Mar 2020
13717 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 10:56 am to
The great thing about freedom of speech is the opportunity to say stupid shite. Good for you for taking advantage of this opportunity on a daily basis.
Posted by Mizzouligan
St. Louis, MO
Member since Aug 2014
1138 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 12:17 pm to
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The great thing about freedom of speech is the opportunity to say stupid shite. Good for you for taking advantage of this opportunity on a daily basis.


He certainly is maximizing that freedom.
Posted by ummagumma
Member since Aug 2012
124 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 12:22 pm to
The general premise here is just an awful, awful take designed solely to antagonize, troll and bait, etc….

However, after one has been there and done that and checked that box off the list, a day at Dollywood versus the all encompassing shite-show involved with attending the derby may just be a better alternative for most.

Not to mention Churchill Downs is smack dab in the middle of the freaking ghetto. I mean, how hard is it really to re-zone and gentrify that little slice of Louisville.

Posted by Lynxrufus2012
Central Kentucky
Member since Mar 2020
13717 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 12:46 pm to
Derby includes the whole shebang. Thunder over Louisville, Pegasus Parade, Derby parties and scantily clad young ladies in the infield trading views of their bust for beads. Does Dollywood have that?
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