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Posted on 4/23/24 at 10:22 am
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44966 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 10:22 am
When did tSECr become overrun by so many miserable “Aggie” posters?

The ick and shite talk is cringe—even for that sewage tsunami of a board.
I hadn’t regularly visited for quite awhile, so I must’ve missed the moment when the few Ag posters who post there fell below any measurable standard of worthy.

Serious small dick energy.


Posted by Farmer1906
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Apr 2009
51499 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 11:12 am to
You're not wrong. Now be the change you want to see.

None of that small tit energy either.
Posted by Warrior Poet
Living Rent-Free in Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2011
7998 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 11:41 am to
How about painful as a dick splinter or an untreated pee hole infection?
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
81611 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 12:37 pm to
quote:

How about painful as a dick splinter or an untreated pee hole infection?


Or passing a kidney stone without breaking it up first.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
57146 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 4:40 pm to
Apparently, we are going to the big 10 now lol so it doesn’t matter much does it?
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
81611 posts
Posted on 4/24/24 at 9:53 am to
quote:

He’s not as good as my pioneerbasketball alter


Or my "Shea Vinnerbush" alter. (Am I doing this right?)
Posted by Pvt Hudson
Member since Jan 2013
3928 posts
Posted on 4/25/24 at 6:15 am to
Nice of you to grace us with your presence and insult your fellow Ag’s dick size.

You are a bastion of hope and frankly, too good for us. I hope you are placed in charge of everything.

Would you care to speak to my manager?
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44966 posts
Posted on 4/25/24 at 9:26 am to
quote:

insult your fellow Ag’s dick size

I have serious doubts as to whether or not the posters I’m referencing are Ags.


Sidenote: It's not the size of the boat nor the motion in the ocean … it's whether or not the captain can stay in port long enough for all the passengers to get off.




Alas, I stand by my characterization of the serial overcompensator / peaked in high school energy oozing from a few dorks over there.


(Posters in this thread excepted, obviously)
Posted by Ag_16
Your moms house
Member since Oct 2019
2965 posts
Posted on 4/25/24 at 9:59 am to
Y’all are gonna shite when y’all find out I’m William Taylor
Posted by Ag_16
Your moms house
Member since Oct 2019
2965 posts
Posted on 4/25/24 at 10:01 am to
Welcome back EKG, hope you stick around awhile. This board has been missing your high quality contributions (no sarcasm intended)
Posted by Texas Gentleman
Texas
Member since Sep 2015
2788 posts
Posted on 4/25/24 at 12:46 pm to
Do I detect that xwing is on his 4th account now on the rant? Good lord is that sad, guy needs to learn how to step away from the keyboard. I’m curious what he did to get the vinnerbush one banned.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
57146 posts
Posted on 4/25/24 at 3:51 pm to


Posted by ThisisAggieland
LSU's Athletic Director
Member since Sep 2022
1752 posts
Posted on 5/5/24 at 11:29 am to
quote:

I’m curious what he did to get the vinnerbush one banned.


I can probably look through the banlist for you, but not surprised at all. Boy has a temper tantrum because he went to t.u. I'd have a temper tantrum if I had to live on that campus for 4 years
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
57146 posts
Posted on 5/5/24 at 4:27 pm to
He simply did what he always does, starts repeating posting the same 100 word essays then adding 15 laughing emojis over and over

His Kenny loftin alter won’t last long either, you can tell he’s still worked up over his vinnibrush account getting a time out
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
17656 posts
Posted on 6/6/24 at 3:41 pm to
quote:

I have serious doubts as to whether or not the posters I’m referencing are Ags.


I'm not but I am a fan. Types like us temper the kool aid some of you drink. We are just a very small counter balance to endless optimism. EO has not played well for the past few years.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
136801 posts
Posted on 6/12/24 at 9:46 pm to
quote:

He’s not as good as my pioneerbasketball alter

I have no alters.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
57146 posts
Posted on 6/13/24 at 6:54 am to
You are my alter, now behave
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
136801 posts
Posted on 6/13/24 at 8:46 pm to
I have no alters.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
57146 posts
Posted on 6/13/24 at 10:06 pm to
How could my alter have an alter?
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
136801 posts
Posted on 6/15/24 at 3:05 pm to
Please stop with this nonsense.
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