re: Washington RB arrested for rape. Played in playoff though accusations of rape were known

You aren’t a very good song writer. Instead, let’s try:

Jangalang’s a little bitch,
On his knee’s over in a ditch,
Sucking dick at a Love’s truck stop,
Just gnawin’ on it like an old porkchop.

For a few quarters extra he’ll do even more,
He learned his trade from a first rate whore.
He used to ask her “mama who’s my dad?”,
She’d just answer “he was real bad.”

Then one day he was watching his Tigers,
Once again get trounced by Tidal rivals,
They zoomed in close on good brother Freeze,
And Jangs asked “I wonder why he looks just like me?”

Once the game was over 49-6,
He thought about another night of sucking dicks,
And he wondered again why his mom was so strict,
Screaming “Never trade sex for chicken on a stick!”

That Jangalang he sure is bitter,
But he was conceived in an Oxford shitter,
So learn from them every boy and girl,
Chicken on a stick can ruin your world.

I will work on a chord progression. Something bright and upbeat.