re: Strippers too ugly to strip, now suing

I was at one of those establishments back in the day when a stripper walked up to our table put her hands behind her back and picked up a long neck bottle with her mouth. She tilted her head back and sucked that bottle dry then leaned back down putting the bottle back where it was.
I was pretty impressed until she released her throat lock on the bottle and looked up at us and smiled. She had one of her front teeth missing.