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Strippers too ugly to strip, now suing

Posted on 4/9/24 at 12:48 pm
Posted by BFANLC
The Beach
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 4/9/24 at 12:48 pm
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Next thing you know they'll be wanting dental.
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 4/9/24 at 2:13 pm to
they would never sue tony saprano
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
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Posted on 4/9/24 at 5:59 pm to
I was at one of those establishments back in the day when a stripper walked up to our table put her hands behind her back and picked up a long neck bottle with her mouth. She tilted her head back and sucked that bottle dry then leaned back down putting the bottle back where it was.
I was pretty impressed until she released her throat lock on the bottle and looked up at us and smiled. She had one of her front teeth missing.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
56786 posts
Posted on 4/10/24 at 4:03 am to
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Strippers too ugly to strip


This is not possible!

(just saying I heard this, from a friend, you know)
Posted by paperwasp
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Member since Sep 2014
24931 posts
Posted on 4/10/24 at 6:53 am to
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too ugly to strip

Dang, is this possible?

I’ve been missing out on disability payments all these years?
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 4/10/24 at 8:07 am to
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 4/10/24 at 8:57 am to
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
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Posted on 4/10/24 at 9:07 am to
This post was edited on 4/10/24 at 9:10 am
Posted by Tvilletiger
PVB
Member since Oct 2015
5522 posts
Posted on 4/10/24 at 4:13 pm to
There may be some legal basis behind this when I think about it. The club cannot have it both ways.
Posted by paperwasp
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Member since Sep 2014
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Posted on 4/10/24 at 4:35 pm to
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The club cannot have it both ways

But hopefully the strippers can amirite

Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
95659 posts
Posted on 4/10/24 at 5:29 pm to
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Strippers too ugly to strip


This is not possible!


Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
56786 posts
Posted on 4/10/24 at 7:18 pm to
Dang, I think I tag teamed their grannies!
Posted by paperwasp
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24931 posts
Posted on 4/10/24 at 7:23 pm to
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Dang, I think I tag teamed their grannies!

Posted by BFANLC
The Beach
Member since Oct 2007
19258 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 12:19 am to
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She had one of her front teeth missing.


Just one? You must have been in one of those highfalutin strip clubs.
Posted by CR4090
Member since Apr 2023
4342 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 7:18 pm to
You have tip the DJ, baby girl.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
7535 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 9:03 pm to
I agree with the strippers. Different establishments (including restaurants and bars) have different tipout policies. Bar usually gets a percentage, kitchen gets a cut, etc. But stripping... They're the ones in thongs, not the bar backs.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
56786 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 5:05 am to
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Just one?


Tennessee strippers alert!
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
56786 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 5:07 am to
BTW, with no teeth you get a gum job.

One of the benefits of dating older women!

I just broke up with this 80 year old that had the body of a 90 year old chick. Nothing wrong with cradle robbing if they look older.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
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Posted on 4/12/24 at 5:09 am to
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Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
95659 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 5:11 am to
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with no teeth you get a gum job

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