re: Famous professional athletes/coaches you've met,ETA: not from your own favorite SEC school

I’m a tax accountant and during one period of my career the tax work of clients of a well known sports agent was outsourced to us. This was before e-filing became mandatory for firms of a certain size, so as the preparer of record of a paper-filed return I had to sign my name to dozens of professional athletes’ (including a number of now hall of famers) returns each year. Some of these I met with in person, others not.

Although I’d never disclose names in a public forum, I used to privately tell some of my friends:

“(Insert HOFer’s name) pays ME for MY autograph”.