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Jalen DuBose is not Saban
Posted on 1/13/24 at 9:29 pm
Posted on 1/13/24 at 9:29 pm
OPEN SCENE: (A well spoken, intelligent savant enters adorned in purple and gold and begins his monologue.)
lsudave1: Attend! Get this through thy heads you crimson mongoloids! You know NOT what the future holds! Thou still may be admirable (by the standard of thy opposition, sayeth needlessly), but thy insatiably aggrieved appetite shall lead thee to defrock him as soon as he ascertains a record of 9 and 3. Prepare for discontent!
As an aside:
Also, I should mention, if you are going to respond, please respond in standard playwriting format.
lsudave1: Attend! Get this through thy heads you crimson mongoloids! You know NOT what the future holds! Thou still may be admirable (by the standard of thy opposition, sayeth needlessly), but thy insatiably aggrieved appetite shall lead thee to defrock him as soon as he ascertains a record of 9 and 3. Prepare for discontent!
As an aside:
Also, I should mention, if you are going to respond, please respond in standard playwriting format.
This post was edited on 1/13/24 at 9:36 pm
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Posted on 1/13/24 at 9:30 pm to lsudave1
Yikes
ETA: MykTide: Yikes
ETA: MykTide: Yikes
This post was edited on 1/13/24 at 9:31 pm
Posted on 1/13/24 at 9:32 pm to lsudave1
Another stupid thread by an LSU fan obsessed with Bama.
Sad.
Fin.
Sad.
Fin.
Posted on 1/13/24 at 9:33 pm to lsudave1
Alas, I need to go pee…hark! The toilet awatith. Ah, sweet relieve awaitith me….
I must harken the call lest I dribble before arrival..
I must harken the call lest I dribble before arrival..
Posted on 1/13/24 at 9:34 pm to lsudave1
quote:
Also, I should mention, if you are going to respond, please respond in standard playwriting format.
Posted on 1/13/24 at 9:38 pm to lsudave1
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Jalen DuBose is not Saban
Posted on 1/13/24 at 9:42 pm to lsudave1
LSU fans never change
Posted on 1/13/24 at 9:50 pm to lsudave1
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lsudave1
This ole baw had a few too many watching Auburn wreck LSU earlier. He's stumbling around everywhere.
Posted on 1/13/24 at 9:55 pm to lsudave1
Ye uncultured cretins stand aghast, agape, asunder, at the stately yet elegant utterances of an educated fellow such as OP. Alas, thou will never understand the thread thy OP spins, forecasting the grim futurity of young DeBoer, who, despite whatever great achievements lay ahead, will always be a Second Son of the Crimson realm.
Posted on 1/13/24 at 10:00 pm to lsudave1
Hamlet: Madam, how do you like this play?
Queen: The lady doth protest too much, methinks
Queen: The lady doth protest too much, methinks
Posted on 1/13/24 at 10:11 pm to lsudave1
Kelly is not saban
Smart is not saban
Harbaugh is not saban
Every coach is not saban
Dumbass!
Smart is not saban
Harbaugh is not saban
Every coach is not saban
Dumbass!
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