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Where o' where are the Walmart Alabama fans?

Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:57 pm
Posted by JetDawg
Los Angeles, California
Member since Oct 2020
7296 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:57 pm
At Walmart, of course (if all 3 of 'em can fit in there), looking back at better days, taking a look at the last title trophy they won (it's been soooooooooooooooooo long ago).

Posted by SaturdayNAthens
Georgia
Member since Dec 2017
11015 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:58 pm to
Digging thru the clearance and discounts bin for Bama gear
Posted by JKChesterton
Member since Dec 2012
4012 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:59 pm to
JetDawg:

Maybe they don't want to show their face at Walmart, so they went to the Dollar General Store?
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
28638 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:59 pm to
You ruin this board. Grats.
Posted by cmayes56
Alabama
Member since Oct 2015
2845 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 4:12 pm to
Walking around in their SEC Champions T-shirts. You should try to find yours from last year
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
8257 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 4:25 pm to
You do realize that Georgia has far more Walmarts than does Alabama right?

Walmart Stores by State
Posted by faraway
Member since Nov 2022
2115 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 4:26 pm to
this is pathetic.
Posted by Dingbag
Member since Dec 2023
545 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 4:39 pm to
They’re calling Finebaum at the moment and reminding us how fortunate we all are to not have to travel to suburbs regularly to empty our trailer shitters and bang our fat sisters. 78% of Bama is inbred.
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
23887 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 6:51 pm to
quote:

JetDawg

12/2/23 broke you.

Seek help.
Posted by memphisRebel
Memphis, TN
Member since Jan 2013
291 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 6:53 pm to
Looks like the two younguns are taking all the old man’s food. He knew letting his step daughter, and her third husband, live with him in the trailer was a bad idea.
Posted by A Lite
Member since Jan 2016
2401 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 6:56 pm to
auNecks are nothing if not WalMartians.

Posted by Gideon Swashbuckler
Member since Sep 2019
5802 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 7:02 pm to
quote:

JetDawg



You sound pissed because your boyfriend bought you an extra-medium "Orange Bowl Champions" t-shirt when you're probably 4XL.
Posted by yakster
Member since Mar 2021
1443 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 10:53 pm to
Returning their national championship tee shirts
Posted by BigOrangeKen
Union City
Member since Oct 2015
1912 posts
Posted on 1/4/24 at 1:06 am to
Best Buy looking for new TVs or in jail for beating on the sister wife’s haha

Just kidding Bama but I had to get my shot in
Posted by RollTide71
Member since Dec 2023
1764 posts
Posted on 1/4/24 at 5:38 am to
Have you purchased your SEC championship shirt for this year yet?
Posted by TideWarrior
Asheville/Chapel Hill NC
Member since Sep 2009
11841 posts
Posted on 1/4/24 at 6:32 am to
Poor little puppy. I know it is hard for you to grasp that the little run Kirby had the puppies on has come to an end. Go and consult with Clemson fans. They took it hard as well at first but it will be alright. as they can help you through the stages of denial.

Cheer up pups your team will still be competitive.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35931 posts
Posted on 1/4/24 at 6:39 am to
Hiding
Posted by Tigertown in ATL
Georgia foothills
Member since Sep 2009
29206 posts
Posted on 1/4/24 at 7:05 am to
quote:

Where o' where are the Walmart Alabama fans? by JetDawg


Says a guy who’s obviously never been outside of Atlanta.
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
7273 posts
Posted on 1/4/24 at 7:08 am to
I don't know if they're at WalMart or not but you can bet the sides of the states roads and highways are littered with Alabama swag. Caps, coats, shirts...slung all over the state in disgust after losing to Michigan. There are also shiny spots on bumpers from Mobile to Huntsville where they peeled off the Alabama stickers.
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
22156 posts
Posted on 1/4/24 at 9:05 am to
They are commiserating with the Wal-Mart steers. You can get your discount Texas merchandise everywhere in the state right now

Really, really cheap
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