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re: Red river “rivalry”
Posted on 12/17/23 at 12:19 am to Shea Vinnerbush
Posted on 12/17/23 at 12:19 am to Shea Vinnerbush
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enemies would rather hide from each other instead of trying to conquer the other?
Sure they’ll play if they are in the same division. They sure as frick wont go out of their way to promote each other and lick each others’ assholes.
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Posted on 12/17/23 at 12:23 am to Dallaswho
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They sure as frick wont go out of their way to promote each other and lick each others’ a-holes.
In the rivalry for “most annoying poster” you and JamesPatterson do exactly this…
Posted on 12/17/23 at 12:24 am to Dallaswho
Dumb for a variety of reasons.
Posted on 12/17/23 at 12:25 am to Dallaswho
quote:So that’s what is happening with Florida-Florida State, Clemson-South Carolina, Georgia-Georgia Tech, USC-Notre Dam, Iowa-Iowa State? I could go on… none of those teams are in the same division
They sure as frick wont go out of their way to promote each other and lick each others’ assholes.
Also, you’ve used the phrase “licking each others buttholes” like a dozen times in this thread alone. I’m starting to pick up some projection here…
Posted on 12/17/23 at 12:26 am to Che Boludo
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Dumb for a variety of reasons.
Cause y’all got fake rivalries too?
Posted on 12/17/23 at 12:42 am to PerrillouxToTexas
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Yeah, Alabama just shouldn't play Auburn, in order to hurt them.
Totally on board with this, for the record. This series has done nothing but uplift an otherwise mediocre in-state rival at Alabama’s expense.
Posted on 12/17/23 at 12:44 am to thatthang
Damn right. Looking forward to UT/aTm next year because they actually hate each other.
Posted on 12/17/23 at 12:47 am to VYForever
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4Loko blackout drunk
No dude just good ol Missouri Busch light and the occasional Dallas community mosaic IPA
Posted on 12/17/23 at 1:19 am to Shea Vinnerbush
I saw actual newspaper articles from 2011/2012 timeframe with Texas AD Deloss Dodds quoted in the article refusing to play A&M.
Posted on 12/17/23 at 1:25 am to MurphyGator
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refusing to play A&M
That’s a real rivalry, not an arse orgy.
Posted on 12/17/23 at 7:19 am to Dallaswho
Both Texas and Oklahoma Care a lot about our rivalry. I don't expect a Missouri fan to understand rivalries, however. Most of the time the rest of the college sports world forgets you exist.
Posted on 12/17/23 at 7:32 am to MurphyGator
quote:and then in 2018 there were actual articles of Texas’ current AD asking A&M to play, and A&M saying no thanks, we’re scared and want to play app state instead
I saw actual newspaper articles from 2011/2012 timeframe with Texas AD Deloss Dodds quoted in the article refusing to play A&M.
Thank God! Had they not declined, Texas would’ve been stuck playing an irrelevant nobody in week 2 this year as opposed to playing and beating Bama, which ultimately propelled them into the playoffs.
We should be thanking you for being so terrified of us!
Posted on 12/17/23 at 7:44 am to Dallaswho
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OU/UT together ask to join SEC.
That is not really what happened. Donghorns asked SEC for an invite but as a stipulation, they wanted to ensure the Red River Shootout continued. SEC said okay , you will get an invite but you have to bring your big brother Chokelahoma with you. Chokelahoma never says no to their little sister donghorn. The rest is history.
Have you ever wondered who the donghorns true rival is? Who do they talk about the most on this site? How often do you hear them bad mouthing blowU?
Posted on 12/17/23 at 7:48 am to Dallaswho
Well, actually Oklahoma once 'invaded' Texas (According to Texas).
The border between Texas and Oklahoma is unique in that it doesn't follow center of channel for the Red River. The Indian Treaties established the border as the southern bank of the Red River.
After Oklahoma and Texas jointly built bridge across the Red. (this was in the 20s or 30s), Texas wanted to charge a toll which Oklahoma refused.
Texas installed a toll booth on the center of the bridge thinking that was the border. The Oklahoma govenor mobilized the Oklahoma National Guard, had the NG tear down the booth and throw it into the water. Texas sued claiming Oklahoma had invaded Texas and unlawfully destroyed state property.
The Supreme Court ruled in favor of Oklahoma.
The border between Texas and Oklahoma is unique in that it doesn't follow center of channel for the Red River. The Indian Treaties established the border as the southern bank of the Red River.
After Oklahoma and Texas jointly built bridge across the Red. (this was in the 20s or 30s), Texas wanted to charge a toll which Oklahoma refused.
Texas installed a toll booth on the center of the bridge thinking that was the border. The Oklahoma govenor mobilized the Oklahoma National Guard, had the NG tear down the booth and throw it into the water. Texas sued claiming Oklahoma had invaded Texas and unlawfully destroyed state property.
The Supreme Court ruled in favor of Oklahoma.
Posted on 12/17/23 at 7:57 am to RktCtySooner
Nobody owes these low-rent squatters any explanation. They ran away from their "rival" too just like their aggot buddies and they're about to be bumped further down the who's who list than they already are.
Posted on 12/17/23 at 8:21 am to Dallaswho
Nothing
This post was edited on 12/17/23 at 8:22 am
Posted on 12/17/23 at 8:21 am to Shea Vinnerbush
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in 2018 there were actual articles of Texas’ current AD asking A&M to play, and A&M saying no thanks
That part is actually true. Donghorn AD gets butt hurt and refuses to play A&M when they join the SEC. Six years later donghorns come begging to play daddy A&M because they realize A&M made the smart move and donghorn is just slipping further and further into irrelevancy. A&M does not see any upside to playing donghorn plus they are already scheduled out for the next 5 years anyway. In order to ensure that donghorn does not become completely irrelevant, they come begging the SEC for invite .
Now xwing/rancho/vinner is probably going to reply to this by saying “yea but it was a unanimous vote to accept us into the conference “ like that really has anything to do with the current topic
Posted on 12/17/23 at 8:23 am to Jimmy Montrose
I was starting to think this thread was evidence that Missouri was even more pathetic than A&M but the ags are coming in and putting things back to normal.
Posted on 12/17/23 at 8:24 am to Buster83
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A&M does not see any upside to playing donghorn plus they are already scheduled out for the next 5 years anyway
So instead, Texas scheduled Alabama, beats them and rides the victory into the CFP while TAMU fires their coach and loses any and all momentum they might've had.
Oops.
Posted on 12/17/23 at 8:42 am to PerrillouxToTexas
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So instead, Texas scheduled Alabama, beats them and rides the victory into the CFP while TAMU fires their coach and loses any and all momentum they might've had.
Here again, another tea sip who chimes in with a comment that has absolutely nothing to do with what the discussion is about. I guess they do this to try and convince the rest of the rant how smart they are? They all seem to really care what rant posters think about them.
No matter what the discussion is about, the ‘sip’s always turn the topic around to make it about A&M. I think most of them are still butt hurt about us leaving the Big 12
This post was edited on 12/17/23 at 8:46 am
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