1) you don’t cross 2 bridges to get from airport to downtown in a cab.
2) Check her Adams Apple before agreeing to anything
3) You got your shoes on your feet if anybody bets you that they can tell you where you got your shoes.
4) Keep your wallet in your front pocket… bring a fake cheap wallet in your back pocket because it’s going to get picked.
5) bring a bunch of ones to keep the beggars happy
6) Do not mess with New Orleans Police. It’s yes sir no sir three bags full.
7) Do Not go anywhere alone!!!
8) Every body is a Saints fan so try saying Who Day before they shoot you in the head.
9) Do not buy Rolex watches no matter how real they look.
10) Have fun:
a) horse and buggy ride is great
b) walking thru the quarter during daytime with the kids
c) enjoy nightlife on Bourbon St - lots of nudey bars ( met my first 3 wives in those bars)
d) do not get over served.. stay sober and you won’t be surprised by the pictures of yourself on Bourbon St.
e) Everything is negotiable in New Orleans - BJ, Corkscrew, 69, Dogie
Style, pretzel dip, cowgirl, wheelbarrow, magic mountain, missionary and the highly requested Hunter Biden special.
f) Mass is very important in New Orleans probably due to letter E above. At Louis Cathedral is an amazing Basilica to pray to our lord. Confessions are heard before each Mass so you can’t receive forgiveness from what you did the night before.
Good Luck